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I JUST GOT A PHONE CALL!

IT ALMOST SOUNDED LIKE BLESSED ~4, BUT .. NOT COMPLETELY HUMAN? IT WAS REALLY HARD TO MAKE ANYTHING OUT, AT THE END I THINK I HEARD “CONTINUE TO CREATE, AND WE WILL CREATE (SOMETHING) FOR YOU. GLORY BE.” THEN THE LINE WENT DEAD.

SO, ASSUMING THAT I DON’T GET KIDNAPPED AND MURDERED IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES, I’M GOING TO ASSUME THEY APPROVE OF THIS TERRIBLE BUT SOON TO BE LEGENDARY THREAD, GLORY BE!

[111_errorParticipant]

BTW ALL NEW LISTENERS INCLUDING LURKERS, ANALYZERS, OOA, SENTINEL, BOS, SPIES, MOLES, WHATEVER-THE-FUCKS, THESE PEOPLE REALLY DO ONLY EAT TACO BELL.

ONE TIME, WE HEARD SOMEONE ATE POPEYES, BUT ONLY BECAUSE TACO BELL WAS CLOSED, AND THEN THEY WENT AND GOT TACO BELL LATER ON ANYWAY.

[111_errorParticipant]

THAT’S WHY YOU’RE A FUCKING HERO, AND THESE CHICKENSHITS THAT SAW THE THREAD AND SAID NOTHING CAN FOREVER PICK UP YOUR TACO BELL WRAPPERS, OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY

[111_errorParticipant]

AHAHAHAAAA.. DON’T WORRY EVERYONE, MIKE AND I ARE FRIENDS, HE’S JUST JOKING

WE BOTH KNOW IT’S DEFINITELY GONNA HAPPEN

[111_errorParticipant]

BUT WE’RE STILL GONNA BE DICKS ABOUT IT AND WE’RE JUST WARMING UP

YOU WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WARMING UP DICKS WOULD YOU

[111_errorParticipant]

YOU ARE CORRECT, SYSTEM ISSUES DO NOT COUNT, ONLY PURE, GLORIOUS HUMAN FAILURE COUNTS

[111_errorParticipant]

THIS

[111_errorParticipant]

IN YOUR OWN TIME BRUH

[111_errorParticipant]

OK, YOU START

GO

[111_errorParticipant]

OH GEE DOES IT, THAT’S A BUMMER, I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS

[111_errorParticipant]

THAT IS GENUINELY THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS SAID ABOUT ME, TOTALLY WILLING TO OWN THAT

[111_errorParticipant]

DID YOURS SOUND ROBOTIC? I DON’T GET THE FEELING MINE WAS A REAL PERSON.

[111_errorParticipant]

IF YOU CAN GET GATEKEEPER4 TO GIVE ME A CALL, THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

OR FAILING THAT SOME CONFIRMATION I AM STILL COMING TO WHEREVER THE HELL I AM GOING

(HELLO CREEPY OOA READING THIS THREAD)
(EPHORRORSOCIETY GENUINELY HAD TACO GREASE ON HER HANDS WHEN SHE ANSWERED THE PHONE)

[111_errorParticipant]

TACO BELL IS *LITERALLY* YOUR SHIT, AND YOUR BRAINS, AND YOUR BREATH.

[111_errorParticipant]

DO SOME ORACLE MAGIC, OH GREAT ONE

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