Off the wall theories…

I’ll bite.

Think of Tinker Bell for a moment. When she was nearly dead all the audience had to do was clap loudly to revive her. Well, I thought maybe the same thing could happen with Gatekeepers, they die as we talk less and less about them OR they grow stronger/more active/revive the more we talk about them.

@nate31464: I wouldn’t put it past FOUR to come back from the dead just to attempt insulting me with more uggs and pumpkin spice latte jokes. She’s ornery like that.

With all the bum out theories going on, I thought I’d revive this thread and put some crazy, funny theories about what will happen tonight.

Theory one: While we’re all at the location, something “bad” happens to Addison and she dies. The One is there and the rest of us are having a party and dancing. The One walks away to a corner and then sees the Gatekeeper ghosts of Four, III, and 2 (Think the ending of Return of the Jedi). None of us see them, but they are there watching us

Theory two: III crashes the party. 2 and The One try to fight him but it’s no use. At one point, he backs up and rips his shirt open to reveal all the tortured souls that he killed within his chest (Like in A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3)

Theory three: Addison is really Liam Neeson’s daughter who went missing. Her father has a particular set of skills, he has found us, and he will kill us.

Ok, your turn. Let’s make today fun and weird!

Well @mike just as I was all getting feelz today you come in with this. I love it!

I have it on my blog but here goes my crazy theory, similar to yours:

-III busts in while Two is ready to commit self-sacrifice, shouts at us all for believing in this and tap dances on his way out with a cane (and yes a sparkly bowtie). ~four pops in and just gives us all the middle finger. Five doesn’t give a shit and never comes (five never struck me as an event peroson). One arrives, shakes his head, and just leaves.

We all show up tonight to an empty room. We find a cipher on the table. After it’s decoded, it reads “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine”

Consider the burrito; specifically the Beefy 5 Layer Burrito from Taco Bell. Picture in your mind the taste, the texture, but most importantly, the form it takes. When eaten, the burrito is positioned to be taller than it is wide.

As is the numeral 1

I feel like this is the meeting point tonight – the now-closed Taco Bell on Santee.

Here’s another:

People show up in a room tonight, completely empty except for III who tells you “Thank You guys, But Our Addison is in Another Castle”.

A zombified @thebuz shows up, kills 2…then gets on the phone and says “Send…more….Gatekeepers”

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• This reply was modified 8 years, 2 months ago by  TheBuz.

So here is my theory.

@gatekeeper2 enters the room to the ones chosen to bear witness…

Gatekeeper 2, looking out to those of you lucky enough to be in attendance:

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To get through this thing called life

Electric word life
It means forever and that’s a mighty long time
But I’m here to tell you
There’s something else
The afterworld

A world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun, day or night

A strange melody, familiar to all, plays in the background.

Gatekeeper 2 keeps looking over her shoulder, nervous. When instructed, she steps aside. From the darkness appears a man of medium stature in long purple flowing robes with…with sequins!?

He steps into the light, hands outward as if to embrace his followers. The ONE is revealed to be the artist formally known as Prince…now referred to simply as the ONE and he has taken a new symbol. The Symbol formally used by the O.O.A

It is reveled that his is in fact, not dead but a hoax to mask his true coming as the ONE.

He speaks:

If you set your mind free baby, maybe you’d understand.

He establishes a new O.O.A. One based on Love, understanding, good music and very little tolerance for fools who hate.

the One: and we’ll watch them fall, they stand in the way of love, and we will smoke them all.

The ONE then invites everyone to his house and makes them pancakes.

My theory is tonight everyone will get there and sit in chairs facing a couch and then Addison and Tom Cruise will walk out and jump on it.

The One is revealed to be Bob the PR guy. All the members of the OOA throw on spooky skeleton costumes and scream “Ooga Booga! Happy hauntings!”

Everyone shows up in a dark room, Addison walks out and sits down. Takes out the Helmet and places it on her head. What little lights are in the room start to flicker as a portal takes her away in a flash. Each person in attendance will then put on the helmet which 1 by one takes them to another dimension. In this dimension you are turned into a cat like humanoid and one of you turns into a cat looking lizard person who has tourette syndrome with the word SNARF and adds it to the end of almost every sentence. You know know your objective is to find and destroy addison who has turned into a mummy who goes by the name of MumRa!

BoS challenges the OOA to a basketball game. As those of us who defected arrive on the court, we see our rivals. They are of considerably smaller stature than us. However, they begin to morph and shift until they’re huge, muscular beings, who are obviously more suited to this game. Suddenly, a savior is risen! The One comes, and no one would’ve guessed: MICHAEL JORDAN! He begins a new organization, the Oracular Order of Jordan, and it’s based on SICK BASKETBALL SKILLS AND SPACE JAAAAAAAAM! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

We arrive tonight and realize the event is taking place at Nakatomi Tower. While we’re all partying, the BoS attempt to take over the party and the building. They take us all hostage. Addison is in the other room relaxing for her presentation and realizes what’s going on and plays a game of cat and mouse throughout the building. Eventually, it’s her and Sentinel hanging by a window and she let’s Sentinel fall to his death.

Through dangers untold and hardships un-numbered, we arrive bedraggled and exhausted to the sanctum sanctorum. Oddly, a throwaway object we found way back, a key in a dog house, seems to fit the keyhole in an otherwise featureless door. We step through to a 1950’s sci-if control room where a Shiba Inu with s headset on throws switches and presses buttons seemingly at random. She spots you and falls off the rolling chair she’s perched on. “Oh… It was you all along” you exclaim as she rushes up to lick your face. Cue credits with jaunty bark-filled version of theme song…

• This reply was modified 8 years, 2 months ago by  Susie J. Reason: Sassage fingers sticky with apple juice

@reaton brings the bear tonight.
Others see this and immediately pounce on him in effort to nab the bear.

And then….

III appears, he turns on music.
~four comes into the room joyfully shouting “HOT POTATO Y’ALL!”
Gatekeeper 5 reluctantly gives the rules.

All participants soon play a delightful game, while Addison turns away with Mark standing at the door, holding his hand out for hers. Tom tries to stop them but Addison looks at her Daddy and says, “no dad, this is my _path”. Mark and Addison leave quietly, never to be seen again.

One and DLB are in a dark corner, shaking their damn heads at the turns of events.

• This reply was modified 8 years, 2 months ago by  Melissa.