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June 17, 2016 at 5:43 pm #10742
@thegilded has inspired us. Glory be, to the pre and post workout powder.
And now, @addisonborn with a short message:
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June 17, 2016 at 5:44 pm #10743
Glory be!
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June 17, 2016 at 5:45 pm #10744
ooooooooooooooooooooomg
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June 17, 2016 at 5:46 pm #10745
This is exactly how I’m feeling after my workout right now!! Glory Be to the Apostswoles!!
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June 17, 2016 at 6:06 pm #10747
πππππ
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June 17, 2016 at 6:25 pm #10748
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June 17, 2016 at 7:09 pm #10751
I’m getting this as a tattoo
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June 17, 2016 at 7:28 pm #10754
This has become my favorite topic on Tension. I accept the hallowed role of GateLifter 5.
Glory be to the squat racks, brothers and sisters.
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June 17, 2016 at 7:44 pm #10756
Since this topic is dedicated to your manly bicep girth, I think we need a pic, Gatelifter 5.
Preferably one all beefy and cakey. Bonus marks for someone drawing the OOA logo on your chest in lipstick.
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June 17, 2016 at 7:49 pm #10757
You’ll get one when I get home, you damn pervert.
Only if you post one too
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June 17, 2016 at 7:56 pm #10760
Youβll get one when I get home, you damn pervert.
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June 17, 2016 at 7:55 pm #10759
*grabs popcorn*
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June 17, 2016 at 7:50 pm #10758
If that’s the case, I want a picture of your arm next to those San Diego burritos you’re always talking about
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June 17, 2016 at 7:56 pm #10761
An excuse for me to go get a burrito? Done.
Probably tomorrow, then.
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June 17, 2016 at 8:34 pm #10764
No lipstick symbol, no burrito, gym shirt instead. Fuck all of your requests.
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June 17, 2016 at 9:40 pm #10770
Pfffft, what the fuck ever. Come at me bro.
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June 17, 2016 at 10:18 pm #10779
HOLY SHIT! Lol Is that Brock Lesnar’s body?? Hahaha
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June 17, 2016 at 10:46 pm #10782
laaaaaates
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June 17, 2016 at 9:43 pm #10771
Praise the Oracles for all this eye candy and dinner at Slater’s 50/50. Today is a good day.
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June 18, 2016 at 12:27 am #10791
just add your tatt and you’ve got 111 easy!
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June 18, 2016 at 8:56 am #10804
Such odd and confusing stirrings deep in my loins……. must… look… away… but I cannot.
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June 17, 2016 at 8:42 pm #10765
AnonymousAre we now posting gym pics of ourselves? Is that a thing?
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June 17, 2016 at 9:06 pm #10766
When I read this, I was laughing so hard I nearly fell off my bed. I vote we all get ridiculous nicknames like this. Though not necessarily about being buff, because let’s face it, my biceps could crush little more than a daisy.
P.S. @111error and @thegilded, you are quickly becoming my favorite bromance on the forums π
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June 18, 2016 at 12:49 am #10796
@irishalliwell120 – Sounds like a poor excuse to avoid becoming one of the ApostSwoles of the beginning. The fact that none of you willing to join your GateLifter is frankly insulting.
But it’s a damn good shirt. Was a gift from someone that actually understands my sense of humor
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June 17, 2016 at 9:22 pm #10768
Can I just post a picture of our badass home gym?? π
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June 17, 2016 at 9:57 pm #10774
Now I know where to look for a personal trainer…
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June 18, 2016 at 12:39 am #10792
I swear, if I’m the only one who posts a picture that isn’t clearly bullshit (cough cough @111error) I’m gonna be so pissed
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June 18, 2016 at 12:45 am #10794
Are you insinuating that isn’t 111? It looks just like him!
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June 18, 2016 at 12:47 am #10795
If that’s III then my mental image is waaay off
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June 18, 2016 at 12:53 am #10797
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June 18, 2016 at 12:56 am #10798
111 = III = Mr. Green…. suddenly everything makes sense….
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June 18, 2016 at 12:58 am #10799
cause aliens man, aliens!
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June 18, 2016 at 2:28 am #10801
So does that mean IV=Miss.Scarlett? Also kind of want to know if the helmet would play into this as one of the weapons
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June 18, 2016 at 1:18 am #10800
@thegilded is currently talking to me QUITE LOUDLY in private, telling me in extremely precise terms how much of an <expletive> <expletive> I am for not posting a real picture.
The problem is he’s set the bar very high. Posting after him will make me look like an amputee with two earth worms tied loosely to my shoulders.
Plus I’m not drunk on sake. *ο½₯γοΎο½₯*:.q..q.:*ο½₯'(*οΎβ½οΎ*)’ο½₯*:.q. .q.:*ο½₯γοΎο½₯*
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June 18, 2016 at 2:43 am #10802
*coughHEKINDOFHASAPOINTcough*
So @111error where are the goods? Your lack of intoxication is your own fault, not ours. The ladies on here are ready for a show, @monkeymuffin333 has got her popcorn and everything. @halfbloodfangirl needs a back up trainer.
Plus it’s 2:30 in the morning, I’m looking for some entertainment, and I’m fairly certain I’m the only one that’s awake on here because I spend too much time on nights/weekends watching history documentaries and reading Neil Gaiman comics rather than actually adulting.
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June 18, 2016 at 10:35 am #10810
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June 18, 2016 at 10:40 am #10811
Do you need me to post one @111error ? No one would want to see my flab of an arm, it might cleanse the palette and make you actually look like Brock Lesnar… the sharkman that he is…
Although this picture probably didn’t help…
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June 18, 2016 at 10:47 am #10814
“Need” is a strong word, I thought we were just gonna gaze at @thegilded, but if you’re feeling so inclined, it would be a fitting tribute to our beloved hungover Gatelifter.
@irishalliwell120. *coughcoughIRISIT’SCLEARLYALSOYOURTURNcoughcough*
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June 18, 2016 at 11:54 am #10820
1. I never promised a manly bicepy gym selfie @111error
2. I am not actually capable of producing one as I am in fact a woman, I swear.
3. Also I have no biceps. Not anatomically speaking because that would be weird. But essentially my body type looks like white Gumby, with an hourglass shoved on top.
4. Nobody wants to see that^
5. Also I’ve never tried to post a picture on the forums and have zero idea as to how one does it.
But thanks for the request, and thank you to all participants for the eye candy. Good day sirs <3 -
June 18, 2016 at 12:14 pm #10825
Nobody wants to see that^
This is the internet, there’s probably an entire subreddit for hourglass-gumby’s.
– To post pics, go to either imgur.com for static images, or giphy.com for gifs / video, and upload.
– Grab the ‘direct’ link, that ends in a file extension.
– Come back here and click the IMG button in the menu above the text-input box, and it will generate the forum code that inserts an image.
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June 18, 2016 at 11:58 am #10821
Shut up I’m not hung over, you’re hung over.
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June 18, 2016 at 10:42 am #10812
*Golf Clap*
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June 18, 2016 at 12:46 pm #10831
This looks like fun. Ok, I don’t exactly have much in terms of gains(I’m pretty much a noodle), but here’s what I’ll do.
IF @irishalliwell120 puts up her guns I’ll put up mine.
DO IT IRIS
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June 18, 2016 at 12:48 pm #10832
Baha. Here I thought I was high on myself. lol.
I would join the party and show off my mediocre biceps and average build torso..
But The torso part currently looks like it belongs to a gorilla or Freaky British secret agent in need of some dire manscaping. I’m going to go ahead and copy @irishalliwell120, here and say that I am sure nobody wants to see that. bahaha. -
June 18, 2016 at 1:03 pm #10834
Allright. if mustafa puts one up, ill go full austin powers for yall. lol
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June 18, 2016 at 5:21 pm #10840
*No lipstick symbol, no burrito, just a sloth shirt. There weren’t actually any specific requests, so none of this applies*
@111error Are you happy now?
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June 18, 2016 at 5:25 pm #10842
You’ve got bigger arms than me. FUCK.
(And yes! Hah, you’re awesome, and when @thegilded sees this he will be compelled to deliver on that burrito picture. Probably.)
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June 18, 2016 at 6:07 pm #10844
AnonymousDamn you look good!
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June 18, 2016 at 6:10 pm #10845
ππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌ Get it girl!
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June 18, 2016 at 6:12 pm #10846
Stop making us all look bad! I think you can take @thegilded down, he ain’t that strong!
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June 18, 2016 at 10:18 pm #10890
Good lord. ππ»
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June 19, 2016 at 12:01 am #10893
SLOTHOSTLES OF THE EVENTUALLY FOR THE WIN
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June 22, 2016 at 8:20 am #11511
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June 19, 2016 at 2:26 pm #10910
Aww @thebuz you sure know how to make a girl blush. Right back at ya.
And @atticus360 slow and steady wins the race
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June 18, 2016 at 5:24 pm #10841
@mumumusings and @sovereignskies
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June 18, 2016 at 5:51 pm #10843
Ok, ok ok. I won’t skimp out. I promise tomorrow I’m doing it-no lie.
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June 18, 2016 at 6:13 pm #10847
Bwahahahaha… I’ll sit with @monkeymuffin333 and hopefully she’ll share her popcorn with me.. @irishalliwell120, I concur Miss. Iris, you look amazing!
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June 18, 2016 at 6:13 pm #10848
Oh snap!
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June 18, 2016 at 6:15 pm #10850
This shizz is more my style:
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June 18, 2016 at 6:16 pm #10851
@thegilded we need a measuring tape next time. Lol I can’t believe I did this but it was too funny. Let’s see if I figured this out. Thanks for the instructions. -
June 18, 2016 at 6:23 pm #10855
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June 18, 2016 at 6:27 pm #10856
how the hell am I supposed to top that lol
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June 18, 2016 at 6:33 pm #10857
Congratulations sir, Gatelifter5 will be most pleased.
Did you steal your phone from a display? Or just hate removing the stickers from things? XD
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June 18, 2016 at 8:03 pm #10874
lmao error. Is that like a G-thug deal or something? Keep the sticker on and it stays mint or what?
lol
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June 18, 2016 at 6:35 pm #10858
AnonymousThis is a couple of years old – I’m working to get back to this.
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June 18, 2016 at 6:51 pm #10862
Bro, come at me.
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June 18, 2016 at 7:04 pm #10865
Oh Buz, you amazing, crazy bastard.
So .. err.. Did you only wax the bottom half?
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June 18, 2016 at 7:55 pm #10872
All natural. For her pleasure.
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June 19, 2016 at 9:09 am #10897
Hahahahaha! Now this is the most amazing gift to wake up to. I’m not sure it can be topped in any way, shape or form.
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June 19, 2016 at 9:30 am #10899
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June 20, 2016 at 7:23 pm #11119
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June 18, 2016 at 6:59 pm #10863
I am going to crack up if this winds up on the next Tension Experience video.
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June 18, 2016 at 9:49 pm #10884
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June 18, 2016 at 6:59 pm #10864
I think we got a good start on an Apostles of the OOA calendar here guys.
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June 18, 2016 at 7:15 pm #10867
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June 18, 2016 at 7:18 pm #10868
*Actual body*-
June 18, 2016 at 7:26 pm #10871
I think the real question everyone here is thinking is-Is he wearing pants? *Raises eyebrows*
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June 18, 2016 at 9:53 pm #10885
I’m imagining a pair of Levi’s button down… opened. No shirt. @irishalliwell120
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June 19, 2016 at 2:09 pm #10908
Heh thats actually my friend “David” and he’s cut from marble if you get my meaning π I’m surprised none of you caught me!
I will recreate it with my own body however, no trickery just artsy effects:
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June 18, 2016 at 7:22 pm #10869
@thebuz I laughed SO HARD when I saw this I’m pretty sure my neighbor heard me. Best damn thing I saw all day.
Thank you @111error. Honestly I’d much rather have the actual burrito than just the picture, so if he could drop that off at any point, that’d be swell π
@endlesspictures I could absolutely take @thegilded down, but it would have to be one of those “Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?” situations.
To @coryphella , @monkeymuffin333 , and @halfbloodfangirl – I loves my ladies <3 You are all beautiful!
@ununpentium I approve of this message, though whatever it is you’re measuring, I’d bet @thegilded is still the largest one here. Which I just realized sounds dirtier than it should..
@mumumusings You don’t have to top it, you just need to add your own. Bonus points if you make it as ridiculous as Buz’s π
And come on guys, Apostswoles of the OOA Calendars would sell like hotcakes. -
June 18, 2016 at 8:14 pm #10875
Bahahaha. Omfg. this is turning into quite the line up here. Everybody on here getting there freak on and I was just told that Im not allwoed to do an ginch shot. Sorry to disappoint π.
The Ole lady shut me down on that but now I’m trying to convince her to shave a Tension logo into my chest hair for tomorrow. hahaha. -
June 18, 2016 at 8:18 pm #10876
@thebuz WOW!!! Holy Shit, this is sooo fucking funny!! Tiger rug and shaved belly! πππ
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June 18, 2016 at 8:43 pm #10878
Holy cannoli @sovereignskies you’re married too?? I’m starting to think pretty much everyone who isn’t under the age of 20 on here has a spouse.
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June 18, 2016 at 10:00 pm #10886
@irishalliwell120 I just spit my drink out reading about @theglided being the largest. I’m still laughing. And, over 20… unattached.
Boys, let’s get this calendar started. I’ll put in a preorder for my 2017 version! There are quite a few of you who could fill in the rest of the months.
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June 18, 2016 at 9:21 pm #10879
Better get your creep on there @irishalliwell120, I happen to know for a fact that ain’t so π. I am not married, but I am most definitely a lucky man with a beautiful and kind partner, and also the lucky father of 2 and soon to be 3 beautiful children.
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June 18, 2016 at 11:22 pm #10892
Good god this thread blew up. Mad respect to @111error, @ununpentium, @coryphella, @atticus360 and @irishalliwell120 for showing off the guns.
And uh… respect to @thebuz for making us all feel a little funny for a second there.
Also, I appreciate @irishalliwell120 for the size comment. That’s really all any guy wants to hear
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June 19, 2016 at 4:25 am #10896
@thegilded If only Gatekeeper4 had told us that… the guys would be complete. Haha
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June 20, 2016 at 3:42 pm #11037
I offer humbly to our hallowed GateLifter 5, @thegilded, my noodly gains.
OK @sovereignskies, I OWNED UP. WHERE THE HELL’S YOURS!?!?
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June 20, 2016 at 3:52 pm #11043
Glory be to the sick mirror selfie, bro.
Glory be.
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June 20, 2016 at 4:41 pm #11052
I have what we call in my industry “bingo wings” so no flexing from me. But here’s a nice pic of me in my natural element.
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June 20, 2016 at 4:45 pm #11053
Awe so cute! UNICORNS!
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June 20, 2016 at 7:25 pm #11120
π @monkeymuffin333 I’d like to hear the unicorns call.
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June 21, 2016 at 8:12 am #11151
Since my flexing skills leave a lot to be desired, here is a pic showing a different asset.
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June 21, 2016 at 2:32 pm #11337
America’s incredible rock climbing opportunities are indeed an under appreciated asset of living in this nation.
… unless you’re not in America, In which case, please substitute with wherever …. -
June 21, 2016 at 2:44 pm #11339
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June 21, 2016 at 2:49 pm #11340
Breakneck ridge
Wow, doesn’t that sound inviting. o_0
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June 21, 2016 at 2:59 pm #11343
It’s not quite as bad as it sounds lol, and the view was pretty good up top.
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June 21, 2016 at 1:40 pm #11331
Ok, so as promised, full powers chest. lol
I am no photo poser and all of the flex shots I did were just to funny to post here.- This reply was modified 8 years, 6 months ago by Cody.
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