Apostswoles Of The Big Inning

[111_errorParticipant]

@thegilded has inspired us. Glory be, to the pre and post workout powder.

And now, @addisonborn with a short message:

[Addison BornParticipant]

Glory be!

[Anonymous]

[Jake OParticipant]

trogdor!

[Michael RizzoParticipant]

I seriously thought the same thing when I saw the muscle arm logo, lmfao that’s great

[MelissaModerator]

ooooooooooooooooooooomg

[AmieParticipant]

This is exactly how I’m feeling after my workout right now!! Glory Be to the Apostswoles!!

[Susie JParticipant]

😂😂😂😂😂

[ReidVParticipant]

Bahahahaha im dying. “high fives @111error“

[Jake OParticipant]

I’m getting this as a tattoo

[111_errorParticipant]

On your swollen bicep? Please?

[Jake OParticipant]

you’ve seen me, my biceps don’t get swoll, I’m no gilded one

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

This has become my favorite topic on Tension. I accept the hallowed role of GateLifter 5.

Glory be to the squat racks, brothers and sisters.

[111_errorParticipant]

Since this topic is dedicated to your manly bicep girth, I think we need a pic, Gatelifter 5.

Preferably one all beefy and cakey. Bonus marks for someone drawing the OOA logo on your chest in lipstick.

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

You’ll get one when I get home, you damn pervert.

Only if you post one too

[111_errorParticipant]

You’ll get one when I get home, you damn pervert.

[Susie JParticipant]

*grabs popcorn*

[MikeParticipant]

If that’s the case, I want a picture of your arm next to those San Diego burritos you’re always talking about

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

An excuse for me to go get a burrito? Done.

Probably tomorrow, then.

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

No lipstick symbol, no burrito, gym shirt instead. Fuck all of your requests.

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[111_errorParticipant]

Pfffft, what the fuck ever. Come at me bro.

[AmieParticipant]

HOLY SHIT! Lol Is that Brock Lesnar’s body?? Hahaha

[Michael RizzoParticipant]

laaaaaates

[Susie JParticipant]

Praise the Oracles for all this eye candy and dinner at Slater’s 50/50. Today is a good day.

[Jake OParticipant]

just add your tatt and you’ve got 111 easy!

[RustyParticipant]

Such odd and confusing stirrings deep in my loins……. must… look… away… but I cannot.

[Anonymous]

Are we now posting gym pics of ourselves? Is that a thing?

[Iris HalliwellParticipant]

When I read this, I was laughing so hard I nearly fell off my bed. I vote we all get ridiculous nicknames like this. Though not necessarily about being buff, because let’s face it, my biceps could crush little more than a daisy.
P.S. @111error and @thegilded, you are quickly becoming my favorite bromance on the forums 😛
P.P.S. Nice shirt.

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

@irishalliwell120 – Sounds like a poor excuse to avoid becoming one of the ApostSwoles of the beginning. The fact that none of you willing to join your GateLifter is frankly insulting.

But it’s a damn good shirt. Was a gift from someone that actually understands my sense of humor

[AmieParticipant]

Can I just post a picture of our badass home gym?? 😂

[MichelleParticipant]

Now I know where to look for a personal trainer…

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

I swear, if I’m the only one who posts a picture that isn’t clearly bullshit (cough cough @111error) I’m gonna be so pissed

[Jake OParticipant]

Are you insinuating that isn’t 111? It looks just like him!

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

If that’s III then my mental image is waaay off

[Jake OParticipant]

haha, not III. I meant @111error. His apropos foresight has caused an easily confusable situation.

Though now that I think about it, I’d like to propose that 111 is in fact III and he killed colonel mustard in the library with the candlestick.

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

111 = III = Mr. Green…. suddenly everything makes sense….

[Jake OParticipant]

cause aliens man, aliens!

[Iris HalliwellParticipant]

So does that mean IV=Miss.Scarlett? Also kind of want to know if the helmet would play into this as one of the weapons

[111_errorParticipant]

@thegilded is currently talking to me QUITE LOUDLY in private, telling me in extremely precise terms how much of an <expletive> <expletive> I am for not posting a real picture.

The problem is he’s set the bar very high. Posting after him will make me look like an amputee with two earth worms tied loosely to my shoulders.

Plus I’m not drunk on sake. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)’･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

[Iris HalliwellParticipant]

*coughHEKINDOFHASAPOINTcough*
So @111error where are the goods? Your lack of intoxication is your own fault, not ours. The ladies on here are ready for a show, @monkeymuffin333 has got her popcorn and everything. @halfbloodfangirl needs a back up trainer.
Plus it’s 2:30 in the morning, I’m looking for some entertainment, and I’m fairly certain I’m the only one that’s awake on here because I spend too much time on nights/weekends watching history documentaries and reading Neil Gaiman comics rather than actually adulting.
So pay up sir 😛

[111_errorParticipant]

o_______________________0

[NosnevetsParticipant]

Do you need me to post one @111error ? No one would want to see my flab of an arm, it might cleanse the palette and make you actually look like Brock Lesnar… the sharkman that he is…

Although this picture probably didn’t help…

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[111_errorParticipant]

“Need” is a strong word, I thought we were just gonna gaze at @thegilded, but if you’re feeling so inclined, it would be a fitting tribute to our beloved hungover Gatelifter.

@irishalliwell120. *coughcoughIRISIT’SCLEARLYALSOYOURTURNcoughcough*

[Iris HalliwellParticipant]

1. I never promised a manly bicepy gym selfie @111error
2. I am not actually capable of producing one as I am in fact a woman, I swear.
3. Also I have no biceps. Not anatomically speaking because that would be weird. But essentially my body type looks like white Gumby, with an hourglass shoved on top.
4. Nobody wants to see that^
5. Also I’ve never tried to post a picture on the forums and have zero idea as to how one does it.
But thanks for the request, and thank you to all participants for the eye candy. Good day sirs <3

[111_errorParticipant]

Nobody wants to see that^

This is the internet, there’s probably an entire subreddit for hourglass-gumby’s.

– To post pics, go to either imgur.com for static images, or giphy.com for gifs / video, and upload.
– Grab the ‘direct’ link, that ends in a file extension.
– Come back here and click the IMG button in the menu above the text-input box, and it will generate the forum code that inserts an image.
– Profit

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

Shut up I’m not hung over, you’re hung over.

[Iris HalliwellParticipant]

*Golf Clap*
I can accept this.

[Mustafa SaidParticipant]

This looks like fun. Ok, I don’t exactly have much in terms of gains(I’m pretty much a noodle), but here’s what I’ll do.

IF @irishalliwell120 puts up her guns I’ll put up mine.

DO IT IRIS

[CodyParticipant]

Baha. Here I thought I was high on myself. lol.
I would join the party and show off my mediocre biceps and average build torso..
But The torso part currently looks like it belongs to a gorilla or Freaky British secret agent in need of some dire manscaping. I’m going to go ahead and copy @irishalliwell120, here and say that I am sure nobody wants to see that. bahaha.

[CodyParticipant]

Allright. if mustafa puts one up, ill go full austin powers for yall. lol

[Iris HalliwellParticipant]

*No lipstick symbol, no burrito, just a sloth shirt. There weren’t actually any specific requests, so none of this applies*
@111error Are you happy now?
I have completed my task.

[111_errorParticipant]

You’ve got bigger arms than me. FUCK.

(And yes! Hah, you’re awesome, and when @thegilded sees this he will be compelled to deliver on that burrito picture. Probably.)

[Anonymous]

Damn you look good!

[Susie JParticipant]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Get it girl!

[Jake OParticipant]

Stop making us all look bad! I think you can take @thegilded down, he ain’t that strong!

[TheBuzParticipant]

Good lord. 🙏🏻

[ReidVParticipant]

SLOTHOSTLES OF THE EVENTUALLY FOR THE WIN

[LordofDecayParticipant]

Live slow die whenever

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[Iris HalliwellParticipant]

Aww @thebuz you sure know how to make a girl blush. Right back at ya.
And @atticus360 slow and steady wins the race

[Iris HalliwellParticipant]

@mumumusings and @sovereignskies
Tag-you’re it.

[Mustafa SaidParticipant]

Ok, ok ok. I won’t skimp out. I promise tomorrow I’m doing it-no lie.

[MichelleParticipant]

Bwahahahaha… I’ll sit with @monkeymuffin333 and hopefully she’ll share her popcorn with me.. @irishalliwell120, I concur Miss. Iris, you look amazing!

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[CodyParticipant]

Oh snap!
Looks like I will have to wait until tomorrow. lol. deals a deal.

[Susie JParticipant]

This shizz is more my style:

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[LucusParticipant]

@thegilded we need a measuring tape next time. Lol I can’t believe I did this but it was too funny. Let’s see if I figured this out. Thanks for the instructions.

• This reply was modified 7 years, 10 months ago by  Lucus.
• This reply was modified 7 years, 10 months ago by  Lucus.

[LucusParticipant]

[Mustafa SaidParticipant]

how the hell am I supposed to top that lol

[111_errorParticipant]

Congratulations sir, Gatelifter5 will be most pleased.

Did you steal your phone from a display? Or just hate removing the stickers from things? XD

[CodyParticipant]

lmao error. Is that like a G-thug deal or something? Keep the sticker on and it stays mint or what?
lol

[Anonymous]

This is a couple of years old – I’m working to get back to this.

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[TheBuzParticipant]

Bro, come at me.

[111_errorParticipant]

Oh Buz, you amazing, crazy bastard.

So .. err.. Did you only wax the bottom half?

[TheBuzParticipant]

All natural. For her pleasure.

[Jake OParticipant]

Hahahahaha! Now this is the most amazing gift to wake up to. I’m not sure it can be topped in any way, shape or form.

[RustyParticipant]

Oh… my… @thebuz, all the respect. All of it.

[AmieParticipant]

@thebuz This might be the best post that ever comes across this forum…

[MelissaModerator]

I am going to crack up if this winds up on the next Tension Experience video.

[MichelleParticipant]

Meow!!!! Buz, you may very will be used as the poster boy for bringing in new recruits. 😉 I think @thebuz just upped the ante.

[Susie JParticipant]

I think we got a good start on an Apostles of the OOA calendar here guys.

[MelissaModerator]

Clearly @thebuz is Mr. July with dem patriotic undies

[Iris HalliwellParticipant]

You think he’ll wear them to the July BBQ? Hehehe

[TheBuzParticipant]

Well… Now I have to wear them.

[Iris HalliwellParticipant]

Yaaaaaas 😀 @thebuz

[LucusParticipant]

Wow that takes the cake @thebuz! Nice. Shit new phone I didn’t even realize the sticker was still on it. I hope nobody can read that.

[ReidVParticipant]

*Actual body*

[Iris HalliwellParticipant]

I think the real question everyone here is thinking is-Is he wearing pants? *Raises eyebrows*

[MichelleParticipant]

I’m imagining a pair of Levi’s button down… opened. No shirt. @irishalliwell120

[ReidVParticipant]

Heh thats actually my friend “David” and he’s cut from marble if you get my meaning 😉 I’m surprised none of you caught me!

I will recreate it with my own body however, no trickery just artsy effects:

[Iris HalliwellParticipant]

@thebuz I laughed SO HARD when I saw this I’m pretty sure my neighbor heard me. Best damn thing I saw all day.
Thank you @111error. Honestly I’d much rather have the actual burrito than just the picture, so if he could drop that off at any point, that’d be swell 😛
@endlesspictures I could absolutely take @thegilded down, but it would have to be one of those “Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?” situations.
To @coryphella , @monkeymuffin333 , and @halfbloodfangirl – I loves my ladies <3 You are all beautiful!
@ununpentium I approve of this message, though whatever it is you’re measuring, I’d bet @thegilded is still the largest one here. Which I just realized sounds dirtier than it should..
@mumumusings You don’t have to top it, you just need to add your own. Bonus points if you make it as ridiculous as Buz’s 😛
And come on guys, Apostswoles of the OOA Calendars would sell like hotcakes.

[CodyParticipant]

Bahahaha. Omfg. this is turning into quite the line up here. Everybody on here getting there freak on and I was just told that Im not allwoed to do an ginch shot. Sorry to disappoint 😄.
The Ole lady shut me down on that but now I’m trying to convince her to shave a Tension logo into my chest hair for tomorrow. hahaha.

[_Michael GrayParticipant]

@thebuz WOW!!! Holy Shit, this is sooo fucking funny!! Tiger rug and shaved belly! 👏👏👏

[Iris HalliwellParticipant]

Holy cannoli @sovereignskies you’re married too?? I’m starting to think pretty much everyone who isn’t under the age of 20 on here has a spouse.

[MichelleParticipant]

@irishalliwell120 I just spit my drink out reading about @theglided being the largest. I’m still laughing. And, over 20… unattached.

Boys, let’s get this calendar started. I’ll put in a preorder for my 2017 version! There are quite a few of you who could fill in the rest of the months.

[CodyParticipant]

Better get your creep on there @irishalliwell120, I happen to know for a fact that ain’t so 😊. I am not married, but I am most definitely a lucky man with a beautiful and kind partner, and also the lucky father of 2 and soon to be 3 beautiful children.

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

Good god this thread blew up. Mad respect to @111error, @ununpentium, @coryphella, @atticus360 and @irishalliwell120 for showing off the guns.

And uh… respect to @thebuz for making us all feel a little funny for a second there.

Also, I appreciate @irishalliwell120 for the size comment. That’s really all any guy wants to hear

[LucusParticipant]

@thegilded If only Gatekeeper4 had told us that… the guys would be complete. Haha

[Mustafa SaidParticipant]

I offer humbly to our hallowed GateLifter 5, @thegilded, my noodly gains.

OK @sovereignskies, I OWNED UP. WHERE THE HELL’S YOURS!?!?

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

Glory be to the sick mirror selfie, bro.

Glory be.

[Susie JParticipant]

I have what we call in my industry “bingo wings” so no flexing from me. But here’s a nice pic of me in my natural element.

I’m a unicorn, betch

[Mustafa SaidParticipant]

Awe so cute! UNICORNS!

[AmieParticipant]

😉 @monkeymuffin333 I’d like to hear the unicorns call.

[EziParticipant]

Since my flexing skills leave a lot to be desired, here is a pic showing a different asset.

• This reply was modified 7 years, 10 months ago by  Ezi.

[111_errorParticipant]

America’s incredible rock climbing opportunities are indeed an under appreciated asset of living in this nation.
… unless you’re not in America, In which case, please substitute with wherever ….

[EziParticipant]

@111error This is in America, upstate new york. Trail is called breakneck ridge.

[111_errorParticipant]

Breakneck ridge

Wow, doesn’t that sound inviting. o_0
Like going skydiving in Splat Canyon.

[EziParticipant]

It’s not quite as bad as it sounds lol, and the view was pretty good up top.

[CodyParticipant]

Ok, so as promised, full powers chest. lol
I am no photo poser and all of the flex shots I did were just to funny to post here.

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