CAPS LOCK AND TREATING EACH OTHER LIKE SHIT WITH RULES AND PENALTIES

[111_errorParticipant]

Hi there,

I’m the Tension Experience participant |||. You may remember me from such widely enjoyed gifs such as “Thing with Mike in”, and “Flashy bullshit that meant nothing but was briefly enjoyable as I scrolled down looking for something engaging.”

Recently, we’ve been encouraged to engage more with each other on this forum, and as a big fan of the OOAntinel, I’d love to engage more with this beautiful*, growing community.
* results may vary.

That gift, is this thread, where we’re going to talk in caps locks, all the time, and if you forget to do that or make a mistake, you’ll be encouraged to take a shot. I’ve failed a few times recently.

Non-alcoholics can make up their own rules, as long as they’re hostile towards the rest of us while doing so, because this is a place where we treat each other like shit, for fun. Why? Because it’s fun.. and, why be normal friends? PLUS THE CAPS LOCK IMPLIES A LOT OF AGGRESSION, see?

Remember: Only roast the ones you love. Thread begins under the cut.

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THE FIRST PERSON THAT RESPONDS, IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, THAT PROBABLY COULDN’T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIND THE QUESTIONNAIRE.

[creepsocietyParticipant]

ILL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM BRAT

[creepsocietyParticipant]

IDGAF

[111_errorParticipant]

THAT’S WHY YOU’RE A FUCKING HERO, AND THESE CHICKENSHITS THAT SAW THE THREAD AND SAID NOTHING CAN FOREVER PICK UP YOUR TACO BELL WRAPPERS, OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY

[Anonymous]

DID SOMEONE SAY TACO BELL UP IN THIS SHIT

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

NETHERLANDS VOTED SWAFFELEN AS THEIR WORD OF THE YEAR IN 2008.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS TOPIC DIRECTLY BUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

[111_errorParticipant]

OK, YOU START

GO

[111_errorParticipant]

IN YOUR OWN TIME BRUH

[111_errorParticipant]

GOOD TALK

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

I GAVE YOU A FUN INTERNATIONAL FACT. YOU GOTTA FOLLOW UP. THAT’S ON YOU

[Anonymous]

FUN INTERNATIONAL FACT: CATS ARE PROHIBITED IN LONGYEARBYEN, SVALBARD

[111_errorParticipant]

SO WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANT TO TALK, YOU ACTUALLY WANTED US TO TALK

COOL PLAN BRO

[Addison BornParticipant]

OH BABY THANKS FOR THE LUNCH IDEA @BACKFROMTHEDEAD

I SEE A BEEFY 5 LAYER BURRITO WITH MY NAME ON IT

[creepsocietyParticipant]

ATE TACO BELL FOR LUNCH TOO HOW DID YOU KNOW 😱

[MelissaModerator]

(((HEAD IN HANDS)))

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!

[111_errorParticipant]

DO SOME ORACLE MAGIC, OH GREAT ONE

[MelissaModerator]

I’M NOT AN ORACLE I’M A SENTRY, SHEESH 111. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. AS FOR MAGIC I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN COME UP WITH.

[111_errorParticipant]

IF YOU CAN GET GATEKEEPER4 TO GIVE ME A CALL, THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

OR FAILING THAT SOME CONFIRMATION I AM STILL COMING TO WHEREVER THE HELL I AM GOING

(HELLO CREEPY OOA READING THIS THREAD)
(EPHORRORSOCIETY GENUINELY HAD TACO GREASE ON HER HANDS WHEN SHE ANSWERED THE PHONE)

[Anonymous]

GIVE ME A CALL!
I MEAN, I WON’T GIVE YOU MY NUMBER BUT YOU’RE SMART PEOPLE.

[111_errorParticipant]

BTW ALL NEW LISTENERS INCLUDING LURKERS, ANALYZERS, OOA, SENTINEL, BOS, SPIES, MOLES, WHATEVER-THE-FUCKS, THESE PEOPLE REALLY DO ONLY EAT TACO BELL.

ONE TIME, WE HEARD SOMEONE ATE POPEYES, BUT ONLY BECAUSE TACO BELL WAS CLOSED, AND THEN THEY WENT AND GOT TACO BELL LATER ON ANYWAY.

[Anonymous]

TACO BELL IS MY SHIT DONT TALK AGAINST THE GREAT ONE

[111_errorParticipant]

TACO BELL IS *LITERALLY* YOUR SHIT, AND YOUR BRAINS, AND YOUR BREATH.

[RustyParticipant]

RESPECT FOR TACO BELL, I WORKED MY WAY THROUGH COLLEGE BY FRYING TACO SHELLS AND SLINGING BEEF AND CHEESE.

FOR TWO YEARS, I SMELLED LIKE DEEP FRIED CORN TORTILLAS!!!

[111_errorParticipant]

SO THAT’S WHY NOTHING SCARES YOU

ENIGMA; SOLVED

[Jake OParticipant]

I BELIEVE THE PROPER TERM IS SLANGING. GET WITH THE TIMES RUSSELL, OLD ASS MOTHER!

[MikeParticipant]

TELL US HOW TO MAKE CINNAMON TWISTS!

[Anonymous]

HERE YOU GO.

[MikeParticipant]

THANKS! BUT NOTHING CAN COMPETE WITH THE AMAZINGNESS OF TACO BELL CINNAMON TWISTS!

[111_errorParticipant]

I JUST GOT A PHONE CALL!

IT ALMOST SOUNDED LIKE BLESSED ~4, BUT .. NOT COMPLETELY HUMAN? IT WAS REALLY HARD TO MAKE ANYTHING OUT, AT THE END I THINK I HEARD “CONTINUE TO CREATE, AND WE WILL CREATE (SOMETHING) FOR YOU. GLORY BE.” THEN THE LINE WENT DEAD.

SO, ASSUMING THAT I DON’T GET KIDNAPPED AND MURDERED IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES, I’M GOING TO ASSUME THEY APPROVE OF THIS TERRIBLE BUT SOON TO BE LEGENDARY THREAD, GLORY BE!

[Addison BornParticipant]

GLORY BE TO THE OOA

GLORY BE TO CAPS LOCK

[111_errorParticipant]

THIS THREAD IS CHANGING DESTINIES AND FORGING DREAMS

OVERSEER GET OVERHERE

[creepsocietyParticipant]

I GOT A CALL AS WELL RIGHT AFTER YOURS IM SURE AND IT WAS A LOVELY CALL HAHA ❤️

[111_errorParticipant]

DID YOURS SOUND ROBOTIC? I DON’T GET THE FEELING MINE WAS A REAL PERSON.

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT FLOODING MY ACTIVITY LIST!?!? YOU ARE THE DEVIL @111error SATAN, BEELZEBUB, DARK LORD

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[111_errorParticipant]

THAT IS GENUINELY THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS SAID ABOUT ME, TOTALLY WILLING TO OWN THAT

[MikeParticipant]

@puppetgirl – BUSTED!!!! WHERE DA CAPS AT?!?

[MikeParticipant]

OH GODDAMNIT IT CHANGES PEOPLE NAMES TO LOWERCASE!

[111_errorParticipant]

OH GEE DOES IT, THAT’S A BUMMER, I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS

[MelissaModerator]

I SUGGEST THAT EVERYBODY SHOULD ANALYZE THE HELL OUT OF FONTAINE’S STATEMENT, STARTING WITH THE LETTER O FROM “OH”

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

@mike CAN YOU TAG IN CAPS?

[Anonymous]

LOL NO YOU SURE CANT, SHOTS

[111_errorParticipant]

THIS

[Anonymous]

SHOTS TO THE ALL MIGHT SCRIBE PRICK

[MikeParticipant]

NOPE – DOESNT WORK

@BACKFROMTHEDEAD – DONT YOU HAVE A KEY TO FIND? ALSO, AUTOMATIC SYSTEM ISSUES DO NOT COUNT TOWARDS A PENALTY. @111_ERROR – CAN YOU CONFIRM/DENY?

[Anonymous]

YOU DAMN WELL KNOW THAT COUNTS, OK BYE

[111_errorParticipant]

YOU ARE CORRECT, SYSTEM ISSUES DO NOT COUNT, ONLY PURE, GLORIOUS HUMAN FAILURE COUNTS

[111_errorParticipant]

BUT WE’RE STILL GONNA BE DICKS ABOUT IT AND WE’RE JUST WARMING UP

YOU WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WARMING UP DICKS WOULD YOU

[MikeParticipant]

I GUESS YOULL FIND OUT THIS WEEKEND WHEN YOURE ASLEEP

[111_errorParticipant]

AHAHAHAAAA.. DON’T WORRY EVERYONE, MIKE AND I ARE FRIENDS, HE’S JUST JOKING

WE BOTH KNOW IT’S DEFINITELY GONNA HAPPEN

[JessicaParticipant]

@mike I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BANISHED USERS’S TASK. THERE ARE MORE KEYS TO FIND? HAVE WE ENTERED A GAME OF SAW??? PLEASE GOD NO.

(DID I DO THE CAPS THING RIGHT *BLUSH*)

[111_errorParticipant]

THERE SEEM TO BE MORE KEYS TO FIND, PLUS THERE’S A GATEKEEPER, A KEYMASTER, AND A MASTERLOCK. SOMETHING IS AFOOT.

ALSO, DON’T BLUSH OR THIS ROOM WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO BLUSH ABOUT. THAT LOOKS A LOT WORSE IN CAPS THAN I MEANT IT. I’M GONNA STOP TYPING NOW.

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

YOU’RE SUCH A CREEPER SOMETIMES

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[111_errorParticipant]

FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH WE’VE CHATTED AND SHE KNOWS I’M JOKING

HOSTILITY IS FUN, CALL ME SOMETHING WORSE THAN COSBY

[MikeParticipant]

WEIRD, IT SHOWS AS CAPS IN THE ACTIVITY BUT NOT THE THREAD

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

WHOOPEE THE WHOLE BREAKFAST CLUB IS HERE. MELISSA=CLAIRE MIKE=JOHN ADDISON=ANDREW 111=BRIAN KRISTEN & I WILL BOTH SRATCH DANDRUFF FROM OUR HAIR. SEAN IS PRINCIPAL

[Addison BornParticipant]

I TAPED LARRY LESTER’S BUNS TOGETHER

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

DOES THAT MAKE G4 JOHN HUGHES OR CARL REED?

[creepsocietyParticipant]

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE IS FLOODING THE FEED HAHAHAHAHA YASSSS

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

“ONLY ROAST THE ONES YOU LOVE” SO I COULDNT SAY IT BUT I’LL AGREE WITH YOU!

[DaelaParticipant]

OVERSEER IS GOING TO TELL US TO THROW OURSELVES BACK BEHIND THE WALL NOW

[GATEKEEPER4Keymaster]

THIS IS FUN! THIS IS HOW I TALK ALL THE TIME, CAN I BE APART OF YOUR CLUB? ~FOUR

[111_errorParticipant]

FUCK YES

[creepsocietyParticipant]

@gatekeeper4 yes please! 😍

[Addison BornParticipant]

❌

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

CAPS @ephorrorsociety!!!

[creepsocietyParticipant]

I GOT SO EXCITED ABOUT GK4 I FORGOT CAPS 😳🙄😭

[111_errorParticipant]

I’LL MAKE THE GIF FOR YOU FROM YOUR VIDEO THAT YOU ARE MAKING RIGHT NOW XD

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

I THINK I WAS SUPPOSED TO YELL SHOT NOT CAPS. I DONT DRINK ANYMORE SO I DIDNT THINK ABOUT IT. MAYBE I’LL YELL “GO EAT A CHEESECAKE” INSTEAD

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

WELCOME TO THE PARTY GATEKEEPER. I’LL BE SURE TO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR VINZ CLORTHO FOR YOU.

[111_errorParticipant]

SHE DRANK REVOLTING PICKLE JUICE AS A RESULT OF LOSING HER SHIT WHEN GK4 APPEARED AND HERE’S THE PROOF

[creepsocietyParticipant]

😂 THANK YOU! AT LEAST I TRIED
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#COMMUNITYPARTICIPATION

[ReidVParticipant]

HOLD THE DOOR

[Anonymous]

HERE YOU GO.

[ReidVParticipant]

HOLD TH DOOR

[111_errorParticipant]

DON’T MAKE ME FUCKING CRY RIGHT WHEN ~4 SHOWS UP

[ReidVParticipant]

YALL KNOW WHATS NEXT.

FINALLY A THREAD WHERE I CAN CALL ALL YOU HUNGRY HUNGRY OOA-HIPPOS OUT. THANKS I GUESS @111error

[Addison BornParticipant]

IF YOU WANNA PLAY THE GAME YOU GOTTA TAKE GOOD AIM AND EAT THE MOST MARBLES WITH YOUR HIPPOOOOO

[ReidVParticipant]

NO YOU JUST HAVE KISS THE MOST OOA ASS, RIGHT @mike?

[MikeParticipant]

@atticus360 – I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT LET ME KNOW HOW SORE YOUR MOUTH IS AFTER THIS WEEKEND

[ReidVParticipant]

ITS SORE ENOUGH FROM TELLING NEWBIES TO LISTEN TO YOUR DAMN PODCAST THANKS

[MikeParticipant]

😀

[MelissaModerator]

I’LL TAKE THIS MOMENT TO ACTUALLY EXPRESS HOW MAD I AM!

SOMEONE TOOK MY PHILIPS #2!!!

GAAAHHH I NEED IT!!!

[111_errorParticipant]

THAT’S RIGHT, LET THE CAPS SURGE THROUGH YOU

[Anonymous]

WTF???????????? I WAS GONE LIKE 2 HOURS!!

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

WE WERE WAITING FOR YOU TO LEAVE BEFORE HAVING FUN

[ReidVParticipant]

SO TELL ME @111error WHEN DO I GET A GIF OF ME GIVING A SHIT?

[111_errorParticipant]

A FAIR QUESTION, REID THE FIFTH.

THIS REPLY CONTAINS A GIF WITH THE FACES OF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WANT ME TO MAKE ONE OF YOU

[ReidVParticipant]

FAIR ENOUGH|
I SHOULD BE CRYPIC|
TO GET MORE ATTENTION|||

[111_errorParticipant]

YOU MUST | ALSO | BE INTERESTING

[ReidVParticipant]

IM GONNA CRY|
MAYBE THE OOA WILL CONSOLE ME|
OH WAIT THAT WAS YOU|||

[Susie JParticipant]

I’M HIDING IN THE BATHROOM READING THIS THREAD AND I HEAR YOU ALL SCREAMING IN MY HEAD. I WISH I COULD LAUGH OUT LOUD BUT THAT IS INAPPRORIATE BATHROOM BEHAVIOR. ANYWAYS, I LOVE THIS THREAD. KTHNXBAI

[111_errorParticipant]

THANKS FOR PARTICIPATING. CAN YOU PLEASE COME BACK AND CALL ME AN EXCITINGLY CRUDE COMBINATION OF WORDS PLZ. TIA. HTH. KTHNXBAI.

[Susie JParticipant]

SURE THING! YOU ARE A FLAKEY BLISTER IN THE BUFFET OF THE SACKS OF DICKS MY EMPLOYERS REGULARLY GORGE ON. (NOT REALLY, I MEAN THEY CAN CHOKE ON A SACK OF DICKS FOR REAL, BUT YOU’RE COOL)

[111_errorParticipant]

A HAIKU FOR YOU, SUSIE

SEE YOU ON SUNDAY
MAYBE, UNLESS IN RED HOOD
IN WHICH CASE, ERRR, HI?

[Susie JParticipant]

GONNA HUG YOU SILLY!

[CodyParticipant]

All RIGHT, IM IN THE RING BITCHES.. LET EM FLY. HELL ILL EVEN START IF OFF BY CALLING MYSELF A BITCH.

NOT TO MENTION MY HORrrible? gammar crackers$ and tiping.
OOOOOH SHIT TWO HITS OF MY PRADA… YOU BITCHES COULDNT HANDLE.. *cough* (oH darn two more) MY SHIRT!!

[111_errorParticipant]

HEY NO ONE IS BOTHERING TO MENTION THIS BUT YOU FAILED TO USE CAPS SO FEEL FREE TO TAKE A SHOT AND A PICTURE OF YOU TAKING IT K THNX

[CodyParticipant]

OK U SADIST QUEEFFARMERS.. QUIT FINGER FUCKING MY WET DREAMS WITH YOUR CHICKENSHIT DETAILS!

[Susie JParticipant]

I THINK YOU WEEP UNCONTROLLABLY WHEN YOU ORGASM.

[111_errorParticipant]

SUSIE’S QUIET SLAM
APPEARED FROM OUT OF NOWHERE
AND YET WON THE THREAD

[CodyParticipant]

YOU ACTUALLY SHUT ME UP FOR A CHANGE..
WAIT VERBAL DIAREAH HAS NO END.
THE TEARS OF MY ORGASMIC WONDER ARE BUT THE SWEETEST LUBE FOR MY CHANGE OF LANES. NOW SHHHHHHHHH. JUST BITE THE PILLOW SO I CAN FEEL LIKE I’M NOT ASS BANGING FELIX THE CAT! 3RD EDITS THE CHARM!!

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[AmieParticipant]

GEEZ YOU GUYS ALWAYS DO SHIT WHEN I CAN’T BE ON TOP OF IT!! TONIGHT IS ABOUT ME AND THE CURE THOUGH SO YOU SHITS HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME!

[Anonymous]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! HAVE FUN AMIE!!

[Susie JParticipant]

YOU LUCKY BUTT TOUCHING MIME! HAVE FUN!!!!

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

MAYBE YOU CAN GET ON TOP OF ONE OF THE CURES 😉

[ReidVParticipant]

@sovereignskies FOR THE LOVE OF ANOCH DONT MAKE A FREAKING PHYSICS THREAD. I WILL CORRECT YOUR ASS THROUGH ALL 11 DIMENSIONS

[CodyParticipant]

OOOOO IM SURE YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO SOMETHING TO MY ASS THROUGH ALL DIMENSIONS THERE @atticus360.
HEY MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE MY TAG TO REFLECT AN OOA CHARACHTER. PERHAPS I MAY GET A CALL?

[111_errorParticipant]

3RD DIMENSION CODY IS THE WORST CODY

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

YOU CANNOT QUANTIFY ONE VERSION OF CODY AS WORSE THAN ANOTHER WHEN THE LEVEL OF ANNOYANCE STARTS OUT BEYOND MEASURE ANYWAY.

[CodyParticipant]

I KNOW… I know. “IM NAMED AFTER A LAWYER FROM A PRESTIGIOUS BOOK” SAVE THE BS.

[Anonymous]

BRO YOU KEEP LACKING THE THE CAPS, WHAT THE FUCK. GO TAKE SOME SHOTS AND POST THEM HERE LIKE A REAL MAN. TRUST US WE’LL KNOW IF YOU FAKE IT, WE’RE WATCHING THROUGH THE XBOX

[CodyParticipant]

OH IM TAKING MY VARIETY OF SHOT. DONT YOU WORRY. AS TO WHETHER OR NOT I WILL BE POSTING. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY ANYWAY? AT LEAST I HAVE A THING. YOUR JUST THE “WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY”, GUY.

[Anonymous]

AND YOU’RE JUST THE “THERE ARE BLACK VANS SURVEILING MY HOUSE” GUY. BRUUUUUHHHH USE YOURE MASTER HACKING SKILLS TO LEARN WHO THE FUCK THIS GUY IS ANYWAY.

[ReidVParticipant]

WELL GO SET A WATCHMAN BECAUSE THE JURYS IN AND THEY PREFER SHORT POSTS

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

I READ THAT WORD AS WALKMAN AND THOUGHT OH GOOD REIDV IS OLD TOO

[ReidVParticipant]

I AM ANCIENT
I AM ETERNAL

….WHATS A WALKMAN

[Susie JParticipant]

IT’S LIKE AN IPOD MADE OF SALTINES AND DUMB.

[Jake OParticipant]

@nojirihorror NEEDED ONE!

[ReidVParticipant]

HEH IM NOT THAT YOUNG

I JUST LOOK THAT WAY FROM ALL THE BLOOD I FEED ON

[111_errorParticipant]

I’VE COME BACK TO THE THREAD WITH THE ANGRY SHOUTING AND NEEDLESS AGGRESSION, BECAUSE IT’S THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON THE FORUM.

[Jake OParticipant]

THIS THREAD SUCKS!!!! GO DO SOMETHING USEFUL WITH YOUR TIME YOU POMPOUS PRICK!!! LIKE MAKE A GIF FOR MIKE SO YOU CAN KISS HIS ASS SOME MORE!!!

[111_errorParticipant]

I’M SORRY THAT YOU’RE NEITHER INTRIGUING NOR PHOTOGENIC ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO BE MAKING GIFS OF YOU

I’M WILLING TO TRY, FOR YOU

[Jake OParticipant]

WHO SAYS I WANT A GIF? KEEP YOUR TWEENY GIFS. I DOUBT YOU’RE WINNING BEAUTY A BEAUTY CONTEST ANYTIME SOON

[ReidVParticipant]

TRUE THIS IS COMING FROM THE ONE WHO PUT A BAG ON THEIR HEAD

[111_errorParticipant]

LOL, FORGIVE MY POOR WRITING. WHAT YOU SAID IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY! THAT’S WHY YOU MAKE SUCH A DAMN GOOD SCRIBE!

[Jake OParticipant]

I BET YOU WERE WAITING FOR THAT ALL NIGHT.

[111_errorParticipant]

JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE POLITE TO PUT SOME RESPECK ON YO NAME, YOU A GOOD ASS KISSER DOG

[Jake OParticipant]

I GUESS SARCASM IS YET ANOTHER THING 111 JUST CAN’T CONNECT WITH.

[111_errorParticipant]

SORRY FOR MY SLOW REPLY, WE’RE ALL SITTING AROUND PICKING THROUGH ~4’S POOP AS USUAL, FOR A KERNAL OF CLUE.

[Jake OParticipant]

MOM YELLED AT YOU!

[Mary PavlovskyParticipant]

LOL!!!!

[VincentVegaParticipant]

WOW – I LIKE CAPS LOCK AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GIRL, BUT THIS IS TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL

[111_errorParticipant]

NO ONE LIKES CAPS LOCK, IT’S DEEPLY IRRITATING ON AN ALMOST GENETIC LEVEL, BUT IT’S BETTER THAN TALKING TO KARL PILKINGTON ABOUT HIS TINFOIL HAT COLLECTION

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

WOW @111error IS BOTHERED BY ANOTHER MINUSCULE THING PEOPLE DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT

THIS IS ME BEING TOOOOOOTALLY SURPRISED

[111_errorParticipant]

DRINK A BOTTLE OF VODKA ABOUT IT

[Jake OParticipant]

ARE YOU KIDDING? TALKING TO KARL WOULD BE A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN HEARING YOU RAMBLE ON

[111_errorParticipant]

NO ONE’S FORCING YOU TO DEAL WITH MY RAMBLE, YOU’RE HERE OUT OF CHOICE

‘COS YOU LOVE IT

[Jake OParticipant]

IF BY LOVE YOU MEAN STRONGLY HATE. THEN YES.

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

OH THAT POST REMINDED ME OF A PHOTOSHOPPED MOMENT IN MY LIFE THAT MADE ME LAUGH A LOT

[Jake OParticipant]

AND NOW YOU HAVE TO POST THAT MOMENT!

[ReidVParticipant]

@vincentvega DOES KITTY HAVE CLAWS? COME JOIN THE BRAWL

[CodyParticipant]

THE DAY THE WORDS “I WILL UNLEASH TRUTH” BECAME, REASON TO BE “SCARED” AND A “THREAT”.. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MY GOOD FUCK. I JUST ABOUT DIED LAUGHING WHEN I READ THAT SHIT.
BEEN A LONG DAY. GLAD TO HAVE HAD A CHANCE TO ROAST YOUR ASSES BACK.
LET YOUR TRUTH SHINE BOYS ANG GALS..
UNLESS YOU TRUTH HAPPENS TO BE, LOOKING OVER THE LOOKING GLASS… THEN WATCH OUT FOR THE PITCHFORKS!!

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[111_errorParticipant]

I HAVEN’T UNDERSTOOD A SINGLE THING YOU’VE EVER SAID

[Anonymous]

ITS OK, YOURE NOT ALONE. NOT EVEN THE NSA KNEW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

GOOD, IT’S NOT JUST ME

[Anonymous]

HOW DO I MAKE IS SO THIS THREAD DOESN’T SHOW UP ON MY FEED???

[111_errorParticipant]

MAKE A BETTAR THRED

[Jake OParticipant]

ASK ONE OF OUR NEW SENTRIES TO THROW DOWN THE BANHAMMER. ISN’T THAT WHAT GUARDS DO? OR MAYBE ONE OF THEM ISN’T AS DARK AS THEY THINK…

[CodyParticipant]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[PuppetGirlParticipant]

YA’LL A BUNCH OF LAME ASS DOUCHES. IT’S ONLY 3:30AM AND YOU LAZY FUCKS ARE IN BED.

[Mustafa SaidParticipant]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON

AND I LOVE IT

HI!

[111_errorParticipant]

YOU ARE A NATURAL BORN ASSHOLE THEN

WELCOME, MUSTAFA SAID, TO OBLIVION

[CodyParticipant]

I KNOW I CAN BE REALLY ANNOYING!
BUT I MISS TALKING IN ALL CAPS!!
ILL TRY NOT TO CLUTTER THE FEED!
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING LAME ASS TODAY!
I LOVE YOU GUYS!

[Susie JParticipant]

I HOPE YOU DREAM OF NICKELBACK, CODY. 😃

[CodyParticipant]

OH I WILL SUSIE J. DREAM OF THE DAY THEY PLAY NO MORE! IF I CAN EVER GET MY DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES BACK!

YOUR EYES IN THAT PIC.. ALL I SEE IS FELIX.

[Susie JParticipant]

TRY EATING A CHILIDOG WITH HOT SAUCE RIGHT BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP.

WHO IS FELIX?

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[MikeParticipant]

[Susie JParticipant]

OF ALL OF THE INFLAMMATORY COMMENTS AT MY DISPOSAL I’M GOING TO GO WITH: I DON’T HAVE PIE WEDGES MISSING FROM MY PUPILS. BWAHAHAHA! EYE PIE.

[CodyParticipant]

AWE DONT HOLD BACK BABY… IM JUST GETTING WARMED UP. THE LUBE IS JUST ABOUT READY!! HERE KITTY KITTY. BITE THE PILLOW!

[Susie JParticipant]

ARE YOU HITTING ON ME?!

MAY YOUR PINKIE AND YOUR PENIS SWITCH PLACES AND YOU WILL NEVER PLAY THE FLUTE AGAIN.

[CodyParticipant]

I HEAR YOU GIRL.. ITS HAR TO PLAY A FLUTE WHEN YOUR COVERING 3 HOLES AT ONCE.
MAYBE I PLAY SKIN FLUTE WITH YOUR BEEFCURTAINS? LMAO.
*HUGS*
I KNOW ITS NOT LIKE THAT, NOT A HIGH ENOUGH TRAFFIC VOLUME.
BAHAHA.

[LucusParticipant]

FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME PARTICIPATE! I HATE WORKING IN THE MUD AND I HATE BEING A NON-ALCOHOLIC. aND AS MY PUNISHMENT FOR DEALING WITH SUCH MORONS i WILL BE DOING PUSHUPS INSTEAD OF SHOTS. i THOUGHT WORKING FOR PHAROH RAMSES WAS BAD THEN I COME TO ENJOY TENSION AND FIND THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT! a BUNCH OF FLOATING ASS-TALKING HEADS. YOU KNOW THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME AND EVERYTHING SHOULD JUST STOP WHILE i WORK. NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO ANYTHING ON THESE FORUMS UNLESS I AM HERE TO WATCH DDAMMIT. LOL, ITS FUN TO VENT TOO BAD I DONT KNOW MORE OF YOU. FUCK YOU CODY YOU GOD DAMN LUNATIC. HAHA WITH LOVE BROTHERR

[MikeParticipant]

I SEE SOME LOWERCASE LETTERS IN THERE BROTHA!

[Susie JParticipant]

ONE: U MAD?

TWO: I DON’T DRINK EITHER.

THREE: SUCK A COCONUT!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

[LucusParticipant]

WOW THIS THREAD IS PRETTY STUPID. tHANKS FOR ENLIGHTENING ME TO WHAT PEOPLE ARE REALLY INTERESTED IN SOMETIMES. MY IDIOT SELF INCLUDED! SHIT IM DOING PUSHUPS NOW 5 FOR EACH.

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[ReidVParticipant]

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH COFFEE TO DEAL WITH YOU BASTARDS THIS EARLY

[Susie JParticipant]

I DON’T DRINK COFFEE EITHER.

FART BUTT.

[ReidVParticipant]

I DRINK TONS ACTUALLY, SUNDAY I WILL BE DEPRIVING THE OOA OF THEIR STORES OF IT. I HEARD THEYRE SERVING STALE MONKEYMUFFINS TOO

[Susie JParticipant]

THAT’S OKAY CUZ I’M FRESSSSSSSH, LIKE UH… WOKKA FLOCKA FLAME….?

[CodyParticipant]

DONT YOU HATE WHEN YOU HAVE TO BLOW THE DUST OFF IT FIRST? TEARS WORK WONDERS FOR SPRING CLEANING!

[Susie JParticipant]

TEARS WOULD SUCK FOR CLEANING, THE SALINITY WOULD LEAVE SALTY TRAILS EVERYWHERE, LIKE YOUR FEMALE RELATIVES.

I’M SORRY, THAT WAS WRONG OF ME.

[CodyParticipant]

NO DONT SAY THAT. IT WAS AWESOME OF YOU.

[ReidVParticipant]

HERE I AM THINKING IM SAVAGE
THEN SUSIE GOES AFTER CODY AND MAKES US ALL LOOK LIKE CHILDREN

[CodyParticipant]

YEAH LAUGH IT UP RAT BOY… I KNOW MY ROLE… THAT GOES FOR ALL YOU FUCKS! LMAO.
EVERYTHING IS DONE OUT OF LOVE… AND HATE.

OOOOOO GUYS I FOUND ME A NEW STORE WITH ALL MY FAVORITE GOODIES!! SO MANY STYLISH LOOKS!

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[LucusParticipant]

YEAH WELL ANY GOOD CONSPIRACY ARTIST KNOWS YOU PUT YOUR TINFOIL INSIDE A BALLCAP SO NOBODY CAN SEE IT! OR WEAR A HAT WITH WINGS SO EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR A NUT DOWN A RABBITHOLE. FUCK WEARING YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE. i BOUGHT A HAT. DAMN MORE PUSHUPS. DAMN THIS THREAD.

[CodyParticipant]

WELL IM GLAD YOU BROUGHT UP THE WINNGED HAT. YOU KNEW THAT WAS COMING! TAKING ALL THE FUN AWAY. PFFFT

[LucusParticipant]

fUCKING CAPSLOCK! i COULDNT FUCKING LOGIN TO POST GARBAGE FOR SOME STUPID REASON. THIS IS INCREDIBLY FUCKING BORING SO IM GOING TO BACK SLEEP LIKE THE GATEKEEPERS ARE ALWAYS DOING.

[LucusParticipant]

FUCK PUSHUPS FIRST! ID SEND A PICTURE BUT….CONSPIRACIES GOT AHOLD OF ME.

[CodyParticipant]

HEY THERE. DONT BE SAD. WE WILL ALL GET AROUND TO READING YOUR EXTREEMLY LONG AND BORING POST WITH AN EVEN LONGER LIST OF LONG AND BORING LINKS WHEN WE FEEL LIKE TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL THIS FUN.
DONT GET ALL SLEEPY OVER IT. HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous]

Guys. Knock it the fuck off. You’re being disgusting and it’s not ok. Take this shit elsewhere.

[CodyParticipant]

OH MEGAN DONT BE A PARTY POOPER. WE HAVING A BLAST! LUCKY YOU GOT THAT MASK ON OR YOUD PROBABLY BE WIPING OFF THE OFFSPRAY.
NOW THIS IS FUCKING COMMUNITY BUILDING!
BAHAHAHA. JK.
MEGAN… DONT BE MAD.
LETS BE OVER IT TOGETHER. 😆

[Anonymous]

Have a blast elsewhere. This isn’t the place.

[creepsocietyParticipant]

[CodyParticipant]

LOLOLOL. AWE , YOUR HAVING FUN I CAN TELL.
SHHHHH DONT TELL ANYONE!

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

Everyone –

This topic has, a couple times, gotten out of hand. Normally, I wouldn’t care but I’ve now received MULTIPLE complaints ranging from people taking offense, people concerned about the conversation happening here, and this thread polluting the activity feed, taking away from our ability to pay attention to the Path.

With this many complaints, I am obliged to take action, so I will be closing this thread. Ya’ll ain’t gotta go home, but you gotta get outta here.

[Author]

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