The Tensies

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November 10, 2016 at 12:55 pm #22063
Mike
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Sometimes I have random ideas that I think are hilarious. This is my latest one. Know how in The Office, Michael Scott has the Dundies? What if Tension had those and called them…The Tensies. These are just for fun and ones I thought of right now. Feel free to add your own and/or vote

Nominees:
Best Imposter – Mr. Ohio, Tom Barrow, Aleister Gordon
Best Couple – @electrichippo and III, @kasch and @thebuz , myself and @reaton , Addison and Four, DLB and Clint, Addison and Mark/Benny, Alesiter and @coryphella
Best Stage Presence – Atticus Gordon, Jonathan Luther, Ellis Gordon
Funniest – Simon, joke guy from the donut mixer, Four, III
Best Hood – The One event, the donut mixer, the “Hood” event
Best Read – Addison’s Journal, any of Four’s posts, any of IIIs posts, the monthly newsletters

Have fun!
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November 10, 2016 at 12:58 pm #22064

Hazel Cloud
Participant

Best Improv- Simon, Sadie, Mary Lynn
November 10, 2016 at 12:59 pm #22065

Mike
Participant

Best British Accent – @111error, @blondiecamps, Simon
November 10, 2016 at 1:02 pm #22068

Anonymous

Um, no way – best imposter was CLEARLY Reddit Guy.
- November 10, 2016 at 1:03 pm #22069
  
  Mike
  Participant
  
  Oooohhh! Good call!
- November 10, 2016 at 1:06 pm #22070
  
  Mustafa Said
  Participant
  
  I agree, Reddit Guy is best imposter.
- November 10, 2016 at 1:11 pm #22078
  
  creepsociety
  Participant
  
  Imma still go for Ohio because it was one of the first real mindfucks haha
November 10, 2016 at 1:06 pm #22071

AH-lay
Participant

Most touching moment – @reaton and Addy in The One event (I cried)
November 10, 2016 at 1:07 pm #22072

Sean (@TheGilded)
Moderator

My votes:

Best Imposter –
My man Tom Donovan. Possible shoutout to Ms. Vega

Best Couple –
Well… this one I’m a little biased on for reasons that I think many of you know. Although I’m a little sad you didn’t list off me and you, @mike.

Best Stage Presence –
Gotta give it to The Lady In Red, whatever she’s calling herself these days

Funniest –
Simon. The dude made @111error a table for fucks’ sakes

Best Hood –
The hood at the mirror event. Most comfortable by far.

Best Read –
Addison’s journal

For my own recommendations:

Best Incorrect Puzzle Solution –
Purchasing the Firearm Training Manual Book

Best Correct Puzzle Solution –
Metadata hidden in Morgan’s dead drop
- November 10, 2016 at 1:09 pm #22077
  
  Mike
  Participant
  
  @thegilded – I didn’t want to include real life romances. Personal lives are personal <3
- November 10, 2016 at 1:11 pm #22079
  
  creepsociety
  Participant
  
  😂😂😂
- November 10, 2016 at 1:21 pm #22088
  
  Anonymous
  
  How about Best Unintentional Puzzle Solution – taking the Echo Park letter to a forensics lab?
- November 10, 2016 at 1:27 pm #22097
  
  Melissa
  Moderator
  
  LOL I really thought they wanted us to uncover that!
  
  SCIENCE!!!
- November 10, 2016 at 1:28 pm #22099
  
  Anonymous
  
  I was totally with you! I remember our conversations! And then talking to Aleister after…something like
  “Did you mean for me to find that text?”
  (pause)
  (pause)
  (pause)
  “nothing is random….”
November 10, 2016 at 1:07 pm #22073
Michelle
Participant
Best Community party OOA hijack? Derek’s house when the OOA showed up or was it the free drinks at the Wurstküche Restaurant that sent us into a state of paranoia we were being watched or after the donut mixer when phones were blowing up with No Caller ID calls.
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November 10, 2016 at 1:07 pm #22074

Melissa
Moderator

I second the best imposter: Mr. Ohio

I also add best Tension present: Beers given by Mr. Ohio! GLORY BEer!
November 10, 2016 at 1:11 pm #22080

creepsociety
Participant

FUCKIN OHIO 🙄😂
November 10, 2016 at 1:20 pm #22086
Addison Born
Participant
Favorite long lost users:
@kent, @vincentvega, @nate31464

Craziest but still very close to reality theories:
@mike predicting 5, four, and III returning at The One event as ROTJ style ghosts.

@mkarrett guessing someone would bust in and tell us we’re all crazy for believing in this (she guessed III, but it was really Addison.).

@amieexists saying Buz’s box contains a care bear that leads us to see each others’ points and respect each others’ differences and unite on common ground.
- This reply was modified 8 years ago by Addison Born.
- November 10, 2016 at 1:30 pm #22103
  
  Mike
  Participant
  
  Don’t forget @nojirihorror (What was on the tape!!) and @escapedroom 😀
- November 10, 2016 at 1:35 pm #22107
  
  NojiriHorror
  Moderator
  
  Still here @mike, still lurking
- November 10, 2016 at 1:36 pm #22109
  
  Mike
  Participant
  
  Welcome back!! It’s been a while 😉
- November 10, 2016 at 1:37 pm #22111
  
  Addison Born
  Participant
  
  miss you Norjiri
  
  BUT FOR REAL BOO WHAT WAS ON THAT TAPE??
- November 13, 2016 at 9:01 am #22516
  
  Nosnevets
  Participant
  
  I’m still waiting on @Godot…
November 10, 2016 at 1:22 pm #22089

TheBuz
Participant

I’ll have you know that @akasch and I have won more couples costume contests together than every single girlfriend combined.
November 10, 2016 at 1:22 pm #22090

Melissa
Moderator

Best one liner by a Gatekeeper: ~four and her response to @electrichippo after Kim asked where to babies come from. XD
- November 10, 2016 at 1:24 pm #22092
  
  creepsociety
  Participant
  
  Do you boo boo was good too lol
- November 10, 2016 at 1:25 pm #22095
  
  Melissa
  Moderator
  
  YES! Honorable mention to III:
  
  YOU BOO, YOU DO
- November 10, 2016 at 1:27 pm #22096
  
  Anonymous
  
  OMG I think we just need a “Jeromy” award for…something.
- November 10, 2016 at 1:27 pm #22098
  
  Sean (@TheGilded)
  Moderator
  
  I believe the quote was “You do you, boo boo”
- November 10, 2016 at 1:29 pm #22101
  
  creepsociety
  Participant
  
  I got a screenshot somewhere since it was deleted right away haha …sorry @thecreator 😈
- November 13, 2016 at 9:02 am #22517
  
  Nosnevets
  Participant
  
  Best one liner in general? Attocus Gordon. “YOU’RE A SAD MAN”
November 10, 2016 at 1:24 pm #22091

Andrew Kasch
Participant

And the “Most Tortured Handler Award” goes to… SADIE!

Oh, wait…
November 10, 2016 at 1:24 pm #22093

Mike
Participant

Best line that came back to haunt them – @reaton “I am not a delicate flower”
- November 10, 2016 at 1:30 pm #22102
  
  creepsociety
  Participant
  
  Poor @reaton ❤️
- November 11, 2016 at 10:07 am #22257
  Rusty
  Participant
  I know @reaton. He really is not a delicate flower… he’s just a little emotional every now and then.
  Sometimes.
  Don’t get me started!!!!!
  
  (Come on, I survived a round of the helmet and came out almost normal!!!)
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- November 11, 2016 at 10:12 am #22260
  Hazel Cloud
  Participant
  Literally just listened to that. Haha. Awwwwwww.
  
  @reaton is one of my fav “characters” haha
  
  A RUCKUS…. RUSSELL YOU SLAY ME.
  - This reply was modified 8 years ago by Hazel Cloud.
- November 11, 2016 at 11:35 am #22269
  
  Rusty
  Participant
  
  Oh, @hazelcloud.
  Very kind of you.
  (And, by the way, I am known for my ruckuses.)
- November 11, 2016 at 11:46 am #22270
  
  Hazel Cloud
  Participant
  
  Can’t wait to witness it for myself!! Maybe tonight at Karaoke!?
November 10, 2016 at 1:33 pm #22104

Sean (@TheGilded)
Moderator

I want to change my answer. Best impostor by far is @deez
- November 10, 2016 at 1:42 pm #22115
  
  Michael Rizzo
  Participant
  
  @deez 😭❤️😭❤️
November 10, 2016 at 1:34 pm #22105

creepsociety
Participant

TENSION prom king and queen would be Kim and mike just cause I wanna see them dance together in terrible 80s prom outfits 😂
- November 10, 2016 at 1:35 pm #22106
  
  Mike
  Participant
  
  The Tension Experience: 80s Prom
- November 10, 2016 at 1:38 pm #22113
  
  Anonymous
  
  @thecreator: ^^^ next year’s Tension Experience!!
November 10, 2016 at 1:51 pm #22118

Mike
Participant

Biggest “Holy sh!t” moment – @thegilded getting the phone call at the bar, on the bar’s own phone
- November 10, 2016 at 1:53 pm #22120
  
  Sean (@TheGilded)
  Moderator
  
  Oh god. That…
  
  20 years from now I expect to find myself at a dinner party or bar somewhere retelling that story for what will have been surely the millionth time.
- November 10, 2016 at 1:55 pm #22122
  
  Mike
  Participant
  
  I will be telling that story 20 years from now and it didn’t even happen to me! It was such a cool mind fuckery thing to happen so early on in this. Also, the guy watching us the whole time haha
- November 11, 2016 at 10:00 am #22255
  
  Rusty
  Participant
  
  Definitely one of my favorite moments!
November 10, 2016 at 1:53 pm #22121

Lukas L
Participant

Nominees:
Best Imposter – Tom Barrow
Best Couple – Myself coupled with the Chicago style popcorn that I brought as a gift being poured my jump suite
Best Stage Presence – Simon
Funniest – The two girls (Sorry I dont know thier names) that were throwning popcorn at my head while I was interviewing.
Best Hood – The black one. no maybe the red. No i think like the black one.
Best Read – Myhauntlife.com blog
Best Improv- the nervous woman who was asking me questions in the white room, far upper right hand corner desk when you first walk in the room.
Most touching moment: Meeting some of you all when I went out there. If we want to stay tension based, I would say end scene of Ascension.
November 10, 2016 at 3:09 pm #22179

Melissa
Moderator

Best comedic high pitched “eeeeee” at an event: @jkonigsberg
November 11, 2016 at 10:31 am #22263

Rusty
Participant

Hey, @mike, The Tensies? Love it! Here’s my thoughts on suggested categories and a few new ones I wanted to add!

Best Imposter –
Buz toying with III

Best Couple –
DLB and Clint

Most Broken Couple –
Addison and me

Best Stage Presence –
Four

Person I Most Wanted to Meet But Did Not –
Bennie / Mark

Funniest –
Simon

Best Hood –
The black one and the Hood 2.0……. aka The Helmet

Best Read –
Addison’s Journal and all of Four’s posts

Most touching moment –
The story I was told of a young Addison by Tom and Margaret at the hotel.
(That really shifted the emotional playing field for me.)

Freakiest Interaction –
Andrew / Ellis being nice to me for a moment and letting me know I would be okay through Ascension… then charging me later and throwing a hood over my head and roughly dragging me out of the room.

Most Intimidating Interaction –
Staring down Bearded Guy after returning the cat to Addison, then again after my first Ascension

Most Confusing Thing I Did for The Community –
Not clarifying sooner that it was indeed and stuffed cat and NOT a bear (even though pictures showed it was obviously a cat!!) Sorry, @thegilded

Moment That Finally Arrived and I Truly Appreciate –
Being able to hug and THANK DLB and Clint in person!
- November 11, 2016 at 10:33 am #22264
  
  Sean (@TheGilded)
  Moderator
  
  Screw you @reaton, bear 4 lyfe
- November 11, 2016 at 10:41 am #22266
  
  Rusty
  Participant
  
  You are in denial.
- November 11, 2016 at 10:43 am #22267
  
  Sean (@TheGilded)
  Moderator
  
  About so much more than the identity of a stuffed animal, my friend.
November 11, 2016 at 11:59 am #22271

Meghan
Participant

It’s moments like this that really make me wish I had joined the fun ages ago, and not at the ass end of it.
Womp.
November 13, 2016 at 9:08 am #22518

Nosnevets
Participant

Best periscope moment: The ONE event. Mike Gray rolling past on his scooter saying “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
November 10, 2016 at 1:39 pm #22114

Addison Born
Participant

@samson what do you know about long lost tapes?
November 10, 2016 at 1:44 pm #22116

Anonymous

@samson – tell us more. Also, why do your posts not appear on the activity feed?
November 11, 2016 at 10:18 am #22261

Rusty
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@addisonborn … @samson in not going to answer you. He’s out shopping to upgrade his home stereo system.
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