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November 10, 2016 at 12:55 pm #22063
Sometimes I have random ideas that I think are hilarious. This is my latest one. Know how in The Office, Michael Scott has the Dundies? What if Tension had those and called them…The Tensies. These are just for fun and ones I thought of right now. Feel free to add your own and/or vote
Best Imposter – Mr. Ohio, Tom Barrow, Aleister Gordon
Best Couple – @electrichippo and III, @kasch and @thebuz , myself and @reaton , Addison and Four, DLB and Clint, Addison and Mark/Benny, Alesiter and @coryphella
Best Stage Presence – Atticus Gordon, Jonathan Luther, Ellis Gordon
Funniest – Simon, joke guy from the donut mixer, Four, III
Best Hood – The One event, the donut mixer, the “Hood” event
Best Read – Addison’s Journal, any of Four’s posts, any of IIIs posts, the monthly newsletters
- This topic was modified 6 years, 6 months ago by Mike.
November 10, 2016 at 12:58 pm #22064
Best Improv- Simon, Sadie, Mary Lynn
November 10, 2016 at 12:59 pm #22065
Best British Accent – @111error, @blondiecamps, Simon
November 10, 2016 at 1:02 pm #22068
Um, no way – best imposter was CLEARLY Reddit Guy.
November 10, 2016 at 1:03 pm #22069
Oooohhh! Good call!
November 10, 2016 at 1:06 pm #22070
I agree, Reddit Guy is best imposter.
November 10, 2016 at 1:11 pm #22078
Imma still go for Ohio because it was one of the first real mindfucks haha
November 10, 2016 at 1:06 pm #22071
November 10, 2016 at 1:07 pm #22072
Best Imposter –
My man Tom Donovan. Possible shoutout to Ms. Vega
Best Couple –
Well… this one I’m a little biased on for reasons that I think many of you know. Although I’m a little sad you didn’t list off me and you, @mike.
Best Stage Presence –
Gotta give it to The Lady In Red, whatever she’s calling herself these days
Simon. The dude made @111error a table for fucks’ sakes
Best Hood –
The hood at the mirror event. Most comfortable by far.
Best Read –
For my own recommendations:
Best Incorrect Puzzle Solution –
Purchasing the Firearm Training Manual Book
Best Correct Puzzle Solution –
Metadata hidden in Morgan’s dead drop
November 10, 2016 at 1:09 pm #22077
@thegilded – I didn’t want to include real life romances. Personal lives are personal <3
November 10, 2016 at 1:11 pm #22079
November 10, 2016 at 1:21 pm #22088
How about Best Unintentional Puzzle Solution – taking the Echo Park letter to a forensics lab?
November 10, 2016 at 1:27 pm #22097
LOL I really thought they wanted us to uncover that!
November 10, 2016 at 1:28 pm #22099
I was totally with you! I remember our conversations! And then talking to Aleister after…something like
“Did you mean for me to find that text?”
“nothing is random….”
November 10, 2016 at 1:07 pm #22073
Best Community party OOA hijack? Derek’s house when the OOA showed up or was it the free drinks at the Wurstküche Restaurant that sent us into a state of paranoia we were being watched or after the donut mixer when phones were blowing up with No Caller ID calls.
- This reply was modified 6 years, 6 months ago by Michelle.
November 10, 2016 at 1:07 pm #22074
I second the best imposter: Mr. Ohio
I also add best Tension present: Beers given by Mr. Ohio! GLORY BEer!
November 10, 2016 at 1:11 pm #22080
FUCKIN OHIO 🙄😂
November 10, 2016 at 1:20 pm #22086
Favorite long lost users:
@kent, @vincentvega, @nate31464
Craziest but still very close to reality theories:
@mike predicting 5, four, and III returning at The One event as ROTJ style ghosts.
@mkarrett guessing someone would bust in and tell us we’re all crazy for believing in this (she guessed III, but it was really Addison.).
@amieexists saying Buz’s box contains a care bear that leads us to see each others’ points and respect each others’ differences and unite on common ground.
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November 10, 2016 at 1:30 pm #22103
Don’t forget @nojirihorror (What was on the tape!!) and @escapedroom 😀
November 10, 2016 at 1:35 pm #22107
Still here @mike, still lurking
November 10, 2016 at 1:36 pm #22109
Welcome back!! It’s been a while 😉
November 10, 2016 at 1:37 pm #22111
miss you Norjiri
BUT FOR REAL BOO WHAT WAS ON THAT TAPE??
November 13, 2016 at 9:01 am #22516
I’m still waiting on @Godot…
November 10, 2016 at 1:22 pm #22089
I’ll have you know that @akasch and I have won more couples costume contests together than every single girlfriend combined.
November 10, 2016 at 1:22 pm #22090
Best one liner by a Gatekeeper: ~four and her response to @electrichippo after Kim asked where to babies come from. XD
November 10, 2016 at 1:24 pm #22092
Do you boo boo was good too lol
November 10, 2016 at 1:25 pm #22095
YES! Honorable mention to III:
YOU BOO, YOU DO
November 10, 2016 at 1:27 pm #22096
OMG I think we just need a “Jeromy” award for…something.
November 10, 2016 at 1:27 pm #22098
I believe the quote was “You do you, boo boo”
November 10, 2016 at 1:29 pm #22101
I got a screenshot somewhere since it was deleted right away haha …sorry @thecreator 😈
November 13, 2016 at 9:02 am #22517
Best one liner in general? Attocus Gordon. “YOU’RE A SAD MAN”
November 10, 2016 at 1:24 pm #22091
And the “Most Tortured Handler Award” goes to… SADIE!
November 10, 2016 at 1:24 pm #22093
November 10, 2016 at 1:30 pm #22102
Poor @reaton ❤️
November 11, 2016 at 10:07 am #22257
November 11, 2016 at 10:12 am #22260
Literally just listened to that. Haha. Awwwwwww.
@reaton is one of my fav “characters” haha
A RUCKUS…. RUSSELL YOU SLAY ME.
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November 11, 2016 at 11:35 am #22269
Very kind of you.
(And, by the way, I am known for my ruckuses.)
November 11, 2016 at 11:46 am #22270
Can’t wait to witness it for myself!! Maybe tonight at Karaoke!?
November 10, 2016 at 1:33 pm #22104
I want to change my answer. Best impostor by far is @deez
November 10, 2016 at 1:42 pm #22115
November 10, 2016 at 1:34 pm #22105
TENSION prom king and queen would be Kim and mike just cause I wanna see them dance together in terrible 80s prom outfits 😂
November 10, 2016 at 1:35 pm #22106
The Tension Experience: 80s Prom
November 10, 2016 at 1:38 pm #22113
@thecreator: ^^^ next year’s Tension Experience!!
November 10, 2016 at 1:51 pm #22118
Biggest “Holy sh!t” moment – @thegilded getting the phone call at the bar, on the bar’s own phone
November 10, 2016 at 1:53 pm #22120
Oh god. That…
20 years from now I expect to find myself at a dinner party or bar somewhere retelling that story for what will have been surely the millionth time.
November 10, 2016 at 1:55 pm #22122
I will be telling that story 20 years from now and it didn’t even happen to me! It was such a cool mind fuckery thing to happen so early on in this. Also, the guy watching us the whole time haha
November 11, 2016 at 10:00 am #22255
Definitely one of my favorite moments!
November 10, 2016 at 1:53 pm #22121
Best Imposter – Tom Barrow
Best Couple – Myself coupled with the Chicago style popcorn that I brought as a gift being poured my jump suite
Best Stage Presence – Simon
Funniest – The two girls (Sorry I dont know thier names) that were throwning popcorn at my head while I was interviewing.
Best Hood – The black one. no maybe the red. No i think like the black one.
Best Read – Myhauntlife.com blog
Best Improv- the nervous woman who was asking me questions in the white room, far upper right hand corner desk when you first walk in the room.
Most touching moment: Meeting some of you all when I went out there. If we want to stay tension based, I would say end scene of Ascension.
November 10, 2016 at 3:09 pm #22179
Best comedic high pitched “eeeeee” at an event: @jkonigsberg
November 11, 2016 at 10:31 am #22263
Hey, @mike, The Tensies? Love it! Here’s my thoughts on suggested categories and a few new ones I wanted to add!
Best Imposter –
Buz toying with III
Best Couple –
DLB and Clint
Most Broken Couple –
Addison and me
Best Stage Presence –
Person I Most Wanted to Meet But Did Not –
Bennie / Mark
Best Hood –
The black one and the Hood 2.0……. aka The Helmet
Best Read –
Addison’s Journal and all of Four’s posts
Most touching moment –
The story I was told of a young Addison by Tom and Margaret at the hotel.
(That really shifted the emotional playing field for me.)
Freakiest Interaction –
Andrew / Ellis being nice to me for a moment and letting me know I would be okay through Ascension… then charging me later and throwing a hood over my head and roughly dragging me out of the room.
Most Intimidating Interaction –
Staring down Bearded Guy after returning the cat to Addison, then again after my first Ascension
Most Confusing Thing I Did for The Community –
Not clarifying sooner that it was indeed and stuffed cat and NOT a bear (even though pictures showed it was obviously a cat!!) Sorry, @thegilded
Moment That Finally Arrived and I Truly Appreciate –
Being able to hug and THANK DLB and Clint in person!
November 11, 2016 at 11:59 am #22271
It’s moments like this that really make me wish I had joined the fun ages ago, and not at the ass end of it.
November 13, 2016 at 9:08 am #22518
Best periscope moment: The ONE event. Mike Gray rolling past on his scooter saying “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
November 10, 2016 at 1:39 pm #22114
@samson what do you know about long lost tapes?
November 10, 2016 at 1:44 pm #22116
@samson – tell us more. Also, why do your posts not appear on the activity feed?
November 11, 2016 at 10:18 am #22261
@addisonborn … @samson in not going to answer you. He’s out shopping to upgrade his home stereo system.
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