The Tensies

[MikeParticipant]

Sometimes I have random ideas that I think are hilarious. This is my latest one. Know how in The Office, Michael Scott has the Dundies? What if Tension had those and called them…The Tensies. These are just for fun and ones I thought of right now. Feel free to add your own and/or vote

Nominees:
Best Imposter – Mr. Ohio, Tom Barrow, Aleister Gordon
Best Couple – @electrichippo and III, @kasch and @thebuz , myself and @reaton , Addison and Four, DLB and Clint, Addison and Mark/Benny, Alesiter and @coryphella
Best Stage Presence – Atticus Gordon, Jonathan Luther, Ellis Gordon
Funniest – Simon, joke guy from the donut mixer, Four, III
Best Hood – The One event, the donut mixer, the “Hood” event
Best Read – Addison’s Journal, any of Four’s posts, any of IIIs posts, the monthly newsletters

Have fun!

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[Hazel CloudParticipant]

Best Improv- Simon, Sadie, Mary Lynn

[MikeParticipant]

Best British Accent – @111error, @blondiecamps, Simon

[Anonymous]

Um, no way – best imposter was CLEARLY Reddit Guy.

[MikeParticipant]

Oooohhh! Good call!

[Mustafa SaidParticipant]

I agree, Reddit Guy is best imposter.

[creepsocietyParticipant]

Imma still go for Ohio because it was one of the first real mindfucks haha

[AH-layParticipant]

Most touching moment – @reaton and Addy in The One event (I cried)

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

My votes:

Best Imposter –
My man Tom Donovan. Possible shoutout to Ms. Vega

Best Couple –
Well… this one I’m a little biased on for reasons that I think many of you know. Although I’m a little sad you didn’t list off me and you, @mike.

Best Stage Presence –
Gotta give it to The Lady In Red, whatever she’s calling herself these days

Funniest –
Simon. The dude made @111error a table for fucks’ sakes

Best Hood –
The hood at the mirror event. Most comfortable by far.

Best Read –
Addison’s journal

For my own recommendations:

Best Incorrect Puzzle Solution –
Purchasing the Firearm Training Manual Book

Best Correct Puzzle Solution –
Metadata hidden in Morgan’s dead drop

[MikeParticipant]

@thegilded – I didn’t want to include real life romances. Personal lives are personal <3

[creepsocietyParticipant]

😂😂😂

[Anonymous]

How about Best Unintentional Puzzle Solution – taking the Echo Park letter to a forensics lab?

[MelissaModerator]

LOL I really thought they wanted us to uncover that!

SCIENCE!!!

[Anonymous]

I was totally with you! I remember our conversations! And then talking to Aleister after…something like
“Did you mean for me to find that text?”
(pause)
(pause)
(pause)
“nothing is random….”

[MichelleParticipant]

Best Community party OOA hijack? Derek’s house when the OOA showed up or was it the free drinks at the Wurstküche Restaurant that sent us into a state of paranoia we were being watched or after the donut mixer when phones were blowing up with No Caller ID calls.

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[MelissaModerator]

I second the best imposter: Mr. Ohio

I also add best Tension present: Beers given by Mr. Ohio! GLORY BEer!

[creepsocietyParticipant]

FUCKIN OHIO 🙄😂

[Addison BornParticipant]

Favorite long lost users:
@kent, @vincentvega, @nate31464

Craziest but still very close to reality theories:
@mike predicting 5, four, and III returning at The One event as ROTJ style ghosts.

@mkarrett guessing someone would bust in and tell us we’re all crazy for believing in this (she guessed III, but it was really Addison.).

@amieexists saying Buz’s box contains a care bear that leads us to see each others’ points and respect each others’ differences and unite on common ground.

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[MikeParticipant]

Don’t forget @nojirihorror (What was on the tape!!) and @escapedroom 😀

[NojiriHorrorModerator]

Still here @mike, still lurking

[MikeParticipant]

Welcome back!! It’s been a while 😉

[Addison BornParticipant]

miss you Norjiri

BUT FOR REAL BOO WHAT WAS ON THAT TAPE??

[NosnevetsParticipant]

I’m still waiting on @Godot…

[TheBuzParticipant]

I’ll have you know that @akasch and I have won more couples costume contests together than every single girlfriend combined.

[MelissaModerator]

Best one liner by a Gatekeeper: ~four and her response to @electrichippo after Kim asked where to babies come from. XD

[creepsocietyParticipant]

Do you boo boo was good too lol

[MelissaModerator]

YES! Honorable mention to III:

YOU BOO, YOU DO

[Anonymous]

OMG I think we just need a “Jeromy” award for…something.

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

I believe the quote was “You do you, boo boo”

[creepsocietyParticipant]

I got a screenshot somewhere since it was deleted right away haha …sorry @thecreator 😈

[NosnevetsParticipant]

Best one liner in general? Attocus Gordon. “YOU’RE A SAD MAN”

[Andrew KaschParticipant]

And the “Most Tortured Handler Award” goes to… SADIE!

Oh, wait…

[MikeParticipant]

Best line that came back to haunt them – @reaton “I am not a delicate flower”

[creepsocietyParticipant]

Poor @reaton ❤️

[RustyParticipant]

I know @reaton. He really is not a delicate flower… he’s just a little emotional every now and then.
Sometimes.
Don’t get me started!!!!!

(Come on, I survived a round of the helmet and came out almost normal!!!)

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[Hazel CloudParticipant]

Literally just listened to that. Haha. Awwwwwww.

@reaton is one of my fav “characters” haha

A RUCKUS…. RUSSELL YOU SLAY ME.

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[RustyParticipant]

Oh, @hazelcloud.
Very kind of you.
(And, by the way, I am known for my ruckuses.)

[Hazel CloudParticipant]

Can’t wait to witness it for myself!! Maybe tonight at Karaoke!?

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

I want to change my answer. Best impostor by far is @deez

[Michael RizzoParticipant]

@deez 😭❤️😭❤️

[creepsocietyParticipant]

TENSION prom king and queen would be Kim and mike just cause I wanna see them dance together in terrible 80s prom outfits 😂

[MikeParticipant]

The Tension Experience: 80s Prom

[Anonymous]

@thecreator: ^^^ next year’s Tension Experience!!

[MikeParticipant]

Biggest “Holy sh!t” moment – @thegilded getting the phone call at the bar, on the bar’s own phone

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

Oh god. That…

20 years from now I expect to find myself at a dinner party or bar somewhere retelling that story for what will have been surely the millionth time.

[MikeParticipant]

I will be telling that story 20 years from now and it didn’t even happen to me! It was such a cool mind fuckery thing to happen so early on in this. Also, the guy watching us the whole time haha

[RustyParticipant]

Definitely one of my favorite moments!

[Lukas LParticipant]

Nominees:
Best Imposter – Tom Barrow
Best Couple – Myself coupled with the Chicago style popcorn that I brought as a gift being poured my jump suite
Best Stage Presence – Simon
Funniest – The two girls (Sorry I dont know thier names) that were throwning popcorn at my head while I was interviewing.
Best Hood – The black one. no maybe the red. No i think like the black one.
Best Read – Myhauntlife.com blog
Best Improv- the nervous woman who was asking me questions in the white room, far upper right hand corner desk when you first walk in the room.
Most touching moment: Meeting some of you all when I went out there. If we want to stay tension based, I would say end scene of Ascension.

[MelissaModerator]

Best comedic high pitched “eeeeee” at an event: @jkonigsberg

[RustyParticipant]

Hey, @mike, The Tensies? Love it! Here’s my thoughts on suggested categories and a few new ones I wanted to add!

Best Imposter –
Buz toying with III

Best Couple –
DLB and Clint

Most Broken Couple –
Addison and me

Best Stage Presence –
Four

Person I Most Wanted to Meet But Did Not –
Bennie / Mark

Funniest –
Simon

Best Hood –
The black one and the Hood 2.0……. aka The Helmet

Best Read –
Addison’s Journal and all of Four’s posts

Most touching moment –
The story I was told of a young Addison by Tom and Margaret at the hotel.
(That really shifted the emotional playing field for me.)

Freakiest Interaction –
Andrew / Ellis being nice to me for a moment and letting me know I would be okay through Ascension… then charging me later and throwing a hood over my head and roughly dragging me out of the room.

Most Intimidating Interaction –
Staring down Bearded Guy after returning the cat to Addison, then again after my first Ascension

Most Confusing Thing I Did for The Community –
Not clarifying sooner that it was indeed and stuffed cat and NOT a bear (even though pictures showed it was obviously a cat!!) Sorry, @thegilded

Moment That Finally Arrived and I Truly Appreciate –
Being able to hug and THANK DLB and Clint in person!

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

Screw you @reaton, bear 4 lyfe

[RustyParticipant]

You are in denial.

[Sean (@TheGilded)Moderator]

About so much more than the identity of a stuffed animal, my friend.

[MeghanParticipant]

It’s moments like this that really make me wish I had joined the fun ages ago, and not at the ass end of it.
Womp.

[NosnevetsParticipant]

Best periscope moment: The ONE event. Mike Gray rolling past on his scooter saying “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

[Addison BornParticipant]

@samson what do you know about long lost tapes?

[Anonymous]

@samson – tell us more. Also, why do your posts not appear on the activity feed?

[RustyParticipant]

@addisonborn … @samson in not going to answer you. He’s out shopping to upgrade his home stereo system.

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