[LawrenceParticipant]

Oh — I can only report this little thing because I have a hardcore Christian friend who tells me “You are invited to sin with perfection” is a play on words. “Sinless perfection” as opposed to “Sin WITH Perfection” is something that can only be achieved at the Second Coming, when one comes to know Christ in His wholeness.

This, of course, was lost on all of us because we are nothing but degenerates.

[LawrenceParticipant]

I’ll be at the 9PM Friday show. I hear it’s some French movie about relationships.

[LawrenceParticipant]

“The Invitation”, of course.

“The Path”, on Hulu, is flawed but is generally pretty good.

[LawrenceParticipant]

Hey, I just got a print made and it makes a fine shower curtain print.

[LawrenceParticipant]

It’s only a trap if you permit yourself to fall into it.

[LawrenceParticipant]

(snort) LOL.

[LawrenceParticipant]

There you go again. Creating mayhem.

[LawrenceParticipant]

I have to step in here and defend my IP. I coined the phrase “Glory hole Be!”
So please, be certain to strike the word “hole” in the proper format.

Seriously. I thought we were all friends here.

[LawrenceParticipant]

Come on down!!!

Seriously, there’s great comic material here. Look what she sent me when I asked for more information.

AND IF SOMEONE TELLS ME HOW TO POST AN IMAGE, I’LL POST THE HILARIOUS IMAGES SHE SENT.

Dearly Beloved Lawrence Meyers ,

Thanks for your email couple with the world of encouragement to me,How are you today and your family couple with your ministorial work ! i hope all is moving orgally,May the blessing favour, love and Protection of God be with you, rest upon you and live with you forever. Good to hear from you and it is a pleasure knowing that I am entrusting such a fortune to a God fearing person who will not jeopardise the trust that I have reposed in you and by God in his infinite goodness and mercies will see this project through, for you to help the destitudes such as the less previledged, the orphans, children in the motherless babies homes,Child Care, Church,Education – School Partnership in your country.

Meanwhile on the attachment is my pictures before my illness on my sick bed,i am forwarding to you,as i have seen you as a good person that has the fear of God in you,i have make up my mind to entrusting this total amount in your care for the benefit of the children of God,Presently I am under an intensive care at the hospital here and my medical report is really bad, you can view my medical report on this email attachment and my attached photo l would have call you or visit you in your country to withness the work of God going on in your country once this amount entered into your account for the project,but my situation as a sick woman will not allow me to come over to meet you face to face in your country for a round table discursion concern on the project ok, but I am not afraid of you because i know this is a work of God which i am entrusting in you.

For your kindly question therein also your consideration over this project,Please i just want to let you know that my coming to you is by the special grace of God,because i went into a serveral fasting and prayer consultation asking God to direct me to good person that has the fear of God.

Please listen you have nothing to worry about,all the relevant important documents which the bank issued to my late husband the very day he deposited this money at the bank are intact with me,which i will forward them to you for confirmation ok.

Please do not see this as opportunity for personal riches but to do work with your whole heart for the Charity foundation as i wished to my dying heart before I pass away.I hope to read from your understanding.

l am happy for your kindly interest and willingness to assist utilize this money according to my wish for the benefit of the less previlege in your country.

Please i will appreciate,if you can send me your picture,your house address so that i will forward them to the bank also to see your face as the child of God whom i am entrusting this project in his care atleast to have more confidence in you, for the benefit of the less previlege and may God let my wish come to pass through your plans for the less previlege,because if it is on my power i would like to meet you in person,but i believe there is nothing God can not do because with God all things are possible,he is the one who maketh away, where there is no way i believe that God still have plans for me because in the bible you can see JOB with his faith in God, he still let us,we his children to know that he is still God the mighty man in battle, i know that my condition is so critical but i can never come against God no matter how critical i find myself i know that he is able to heal me.

More over i must let you know that i am a german citizen, married to a german wealthy man who worked in Cote d’ivoire before his sudden death while i have been on sick bed for many years and my husband sudden death change my situation to worst, please i am pleading to glorify God with this wealth for my heart and that of my late husband rest in peace to bring blesses upon all over your generation all over the world.

Get back to me as you receive this mail as well sending me atleast one of your picture to know /see the child of God i am entruting this project into your assistance to the less previlege and to the work of God for the glory of God and on my time when doctor is not around i can not be able to call or speak with you on phone,due to doctor’s advise ok

As soon as i recieved your sincerely assurrance mail to prove me,i will then forward to you the contact of the bank,were this money is been deposited by my late husband for you to contact the bank officially as my late husband foreign beneficiary once i read from your assurance to keep this trust according to my heart desire and which i will still forward all the documents that prove this fund at
the bank in Cote d’ivoire OK.

Thanks And Remain Bless
Yours
Mrs Claire Boris.

[LawrenceParticipant]

Looks like everyone blew it. I answered and $9 million was just deposited in my bank account.

[LawrenceParticipant]

YES! Thank you! I finally have ONE person who openly agrees with my theory!!!!

[LawrenceParticipant]

Excuse me while I chew my foot out of this metal thing on my ankle.

[LawrenceParticipant]

WAIT!!! Melissa, what was that note from that you linked to and, more importantly, the date it was issued?

[LawrenceParticipant]

It was big to you, and that’s what’s important. Perhaps it busted through that particular discomfort you carry? I can say it did not happen to me…

[LawrenceParticipant]

Ah, but why kill US? We are the source of the data she’s collecting. That would destroy her treasure chest. And she has us right where she wants us.

Perhaps I am pollyanna, but I have faith that those who do evil are eventually undone by their own hand.

That being said, I refuse to go to public parks now without an overwatch.

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